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Offline loneleeb3

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3970 on: March 10, 2009, 02:40:55 pm »
I hope you are ok David!
I thought I heard about some storms your way!
I haven't watched the new but caught the tail end of the radio weather report.
If you see Mrs Gulch on her bike head for the root cellar!! LOL  :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3971 on: March 10, 2009, 03:04:02 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on March 09, 2009, 11:05:49 pm
I vote with Don!  ;D
Gotta respect the tractor!
No self respecting country boy would be without one!!

I think tractors are sexy.

All that power between your legs. ...

 ;D  :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3972 on: March 10, 2009, 03:05:18 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on March 10, 2009, 02:40:55 pm
I hope you are ok David!
I thought I heard about some storms your way!
I haven't watched the new but caught the tail end of the radio weather report.
If you see Mrs Gulch on her bike head for the root cellar!! LOL  :laugh:

"I'll get you, my pretty, and Cody, too!"

 :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3973 on: March 10, 2009, 03:15:08 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on March 10, 2009, 02:40:55 pm
I hope you are ok David!
I thought I heard about some storms your way!
I haven't watched the new but caught the tail end of the radio weather report.
If you see Mrs Gulch on her bike head for the root cellar!! LOL  :laugh:

Miss Gultch. It's Miss Gultch. She couldn't find a man stupid enough to marry her evil ass. :P

Thanks Richard. I'll keep my eyes open for her! I don't think Cody has anything to worry about though. He'd never fit inside her bicycle basket. :laugh:

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3974 on: March 10, 2009, 03:17:22 pm »
Quote from: Jeff  Wrangler on March 10, 2009, 03:04:02 pm
I think tractors are sexy.

All that power between your legs. ...

 ;D  :laugh:

Did you see the movie Armageddon? Jeff? Remember when he sat on top of the nuclear warhead and straddled it like a horse because "he wanted to feel the power between his legs"? :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3975 on: March 10, 2009, 03:19:52 pm »
Quote from: Kelda on March 10, 2009, 04:46:47 am
Hope the weather has improved for you today David!

More tornadoes today Kelda. At least that's what they are telling us. Let's hope they are wrong. So far it is 73 F and cloudy outside. :)

Quote from: CellarDweller on March 10, 2009, 07:07:06 am
Hiya David!

I've heard about the tornadoes on the news, glad to see you are ok!  Keep us posted, please.

Thanks Chuck! :D
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3976 on: March 10, 2009, 04:02:17 pm »
Quote from: DavidinIndy on March 10, 2009, 03:17:22 pm
Did you see the movie Armageddon? Jeff? Remember when he sat on top of the nuclear warhead and straddled it like a horse because "he wanted to feel the power between his legs"? :laugh:

No, I didn't see that one. IIRC, there's a similar shot in Dr. Strangelove. I've never seen that movie, either, but I'm pretty sure I've seen a clip from it of someone straddling a bomb.
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3977 on: March 10, 2009, 04:03:46 pm »
Quote from: DavidinIndy on March 10, 2009, 03:15:08 pm
Miss Gultch. It's Miss Gultch. She couldn't find a man stupid enough to marry her evil ass. :P

Thanks Richard. I'll keep my eyes open for her! I don't think Cody has anything to worry about though. He'd never fit inside her bicycle basket. :laugh:



She had no ass--maybe that was part of the problem--that, and she had one helluva honker!  :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3978 on: March 10, 2009, 05:45:14 pm »
Quote from: Jeff  Wrangler on March 10, 2009, 03:04:02 pm
I think tractors are sexy.

All that power between your legs. ...

 ;D  :laugh:

Who needs a tractor for that?  :o :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3979 on: March 10, 2009, 05:57:32 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on March 10, 2009, 05:45:14 pm
Who needs a tractor for that?  :o :laugh: :laugh:

 :o :o

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