Aw, this is fun. I can’t believe I missed out on it when it was fresh and new. I think I saw the thread title, thought it was some weird fanfic, and skipped it. Belated thanks, Sheyne, for sharing this with us.
LINE: Your folks just stop at Ennis? / Del Mar
SUBTITLE: Folks are here? / Balmore
I hear that “Balmore” is how natives of the area pronounce “Baltimore.”
LINE: You pair deuces lookin for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto..
SUBTITLE: You pay look for work I suggest you get your scrawny asses in your pronto
I once knew a boy who could get his ass in his pronto. He was a FREAK!
LINE: What if Aguirre finds out, hunh?
SUBTITLE: What if Gary finds out, huh? (gary??) 
Girl, you musta been watching an old episode of “Knots Landing” on Soapnet, not “Brokeback Mountain.” I liked to have
died when Valene was finally reunited with her kidnapped babies.
LINE: Spend half the night checkin for damn coyotes..
SUBTITLE: Spent happy nite and checking for damn Kyle (kyle?!?!!?)
I once saw a personal ad from a guy who listed all the things he liked. . . “music, dancing, and guys named Kyle.” Come to think of it, there are a lot of cute guys named Kyle out there. And Todd.
LINE: Twist your uncle Harolds in the hospital with pneumonia
SUBTITLE: you uncle is in hospital of ammonia (let this be a lesson to you - cleaning is BAD)
Ole Uncle Harold clearly didn’t read the directions on the back of the bottles, mixed bleach and ammonia, and inhaled the fumes.
LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..
SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me Hallmark
Next line: When’d you get so uppity that a damn postcard ain’t good enough fer ya?
LINE: New model comin in this week, remember?
SUBTITLE: Your mother coming down this week
So, in the Malaysian version of the movie, Lureen and Mrs. Twist did meet each other. That’s nice.
LINE: After we ship stock..
SUBTITLE: after we shit stuff..
Two cowboys, one cup.
LINE: I'd like to buy Jimbo here a beer.
SUBTITLE: I'd like to buy Jim O'Neal a beer. (oh, that clears it up..)
This my show my ignorance, but Who is Jim O'Neal?
Jim O’Neal is Jimbo’s Christian name, dear. They musta cut out the part where Jack introduces himself, Jimbo introduces himself as “Jimbo,” Jack says, “Your folks just stop at Jimbo?”, and Jimbo says, “O’Neal.”
