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You may be a sinner...
« on: May 19, 2011, 08:56:49 pm »
but I haven't had the opportunity.

They say, the end is nigh! How are you planning to observe it??
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 11:34:37 pm »
I will observe it with a margarita with fritzkep tomorry night.  ;D
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 10:32:58 am »
Sounds like a great way to go, friend! I'm looking for a happy hour date, myself!!
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 10:51:21 am »
The Apocalypse is one occasion that definitely calls for alcohol accompanied by fats, carbs, salt and sugar in abundance.  ;D
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2011, 10:52:17 am »
Quote from: Meryl on May 20, 2011, 10:51:21 am
The Apocalypse is one occasion that definitely calls for alcohol accompanied by fats, carbs, salt and sugar in abundance.  ;D

Don't forget chocolate. ...
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 10:54:20 am »
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 11:04:24 am »
Well, ordinarily on a Saturday night, I'd just go out and get drunk.

However, this Saturday I should go to see a friend's performance with a choral group, Philadelphia Voices of Pride. Also, there is supposed to be tap dancing.  :D

But I think it's supposed to "hit" here before the show.  :-\
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 11:42:06 am »
I sent my coworkers an email yesterday telling them I wouldn't be on Monday, as I'm being raptured on Saturday.  I told them someone would need to look after my cube, customers, and take over my decorating the cubes for bdays that I do.

I've printed up a "good-bye" letter that I will leave on my monitor.  :laugh:

And I plan to come in on Monday, but work from the 3rd instead of 4th floor, and leave my cube abandoned for most of the day, as a joke.

:laugh:
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 12:23:32 pm »
Why all this talk of rapture all of a sudden?
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 01:00:11 pm »
Quote from: Sason on May 20, 2011, 12:23:32 pm
Why all this talk of rapture all of a sudden?

I found this by Googling.  They have it all figured out.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 01:38:22 pm »
Quote from: Meryl on May 20, 2011, 01:00:11 pm
I found this by Googling.  They have it all figured out.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

Ah, well......

I'm so glad I asked.....   ::) ::) ::)


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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 01:43:40 pm »
Btw, just in case:


What kind of clothes will be appropriate to wear during rapture?

Who will take care of my plants while I'm raptured?

And my rent! Who will pay my rent??

Will there be internet connection and cellphone service in the rapture venue?
If not, I'm not sure I want to be raptured....


Who will provide me with answers for these important questions???   ::) ::)
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 02:17:22 pm »
Callum posted this on his facebook, saying..

I'm not holding my breath...  :laugh:
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 02:48:58 pm »
How are you gonna celebrate/or say go by?

If I am not sleeping, I am gonna spend my last moments with Johnny D.  :'(

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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 08:05:04 pm »
Quote from: Kelda on May 20, 2011, 02:17:22 pm
Callum posted this on his facebook, saying..

I'm not holding my breath...  :laugh:
:laugh:
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2011, 09:19:36 am »
I'm so glad the world didn't end because I just stayed home and did a little cleaning up last night, and planning for Rodney's memorial service in July. It would make for a boring last night on Earth!! And I still ain't had the opportunity!
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2011, 12:15:33 pm »
*looks around*

What happened?

Am I still here?

I was supposed to be raptured, wasn't I??!!??!!
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2011, 09:12:17 am »
Quote from: Sason on May 21, 2011, 12:15:33 pm
*looks around*

What happened?

Am I still here?

I was supposed to be raptured, wasn't I??!!??!!

Well, I'm typing from up there.. aren't you!?
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2011, 02:24:19 pm »
Quote from: Kelda on May 22, 2011, 09:12:17 am
Well, I'm typing from up there.. aren't you!?


 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2011, 06:33:53 pm »
So, do you have Callum with you? If so, will you deed over your new home and cat to me??  ;)
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Re: You may be a sinner...
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 05:07:35 am »
Quote from: Tony-Ranger on May 22, 2011, 06:33:53 pm
So, do you have Callum with you? If so, will you deed over your new home and cat to me??  ;)

 :laugh: That cats with me..  but not callum, clealry he's just not as saintly as me!!  :laugh:
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