As for spit, well, you know the old saying, "If it isn't spit, it isn't love."
Cute. You must be speaking of the times when passion catches us unprepared. Just do what I did--carry a tube of Vaseline around with you at all times.
Bruce, thanks for the music info. Now I know where to watch for in BBM for Laredo. I had been searching Amazon for the soundtrack info, but didn't get very far. Didn't think to check Wikipedia.