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« on: November 28, 2013, 11:58:30 am »

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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2013, 12:00:19 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 07:54:34 pm »

Thanks Chuckie!

And Happy Chanukkah, everyone!
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2013, 07:56:02 pm »

I saw a very funny post somewhere.

Someone said that she had started to celebrate Xmas instead, and will continue to do so until the Jewish people has agreed on how to spell Chanukkah!  laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2013, 10:14:13 pm »

Sonja, that is a bit performed by comedienne Rita Rudner, I found a clip of it.



The video above is almost 30 minutes, but the quote you mention starts at the 2:45 mark.  Just start it and let it play, you'll get a taste of Rita's comedy style, and you'll hear the quote.
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 02:49:17 am »

I saw a very funny post somewhere.

Someone said that she had started to celebrate Xmas instead, and will continue to do so until the Jewish people has agreed on how to spell Chanukkah!  laugh laugh laugh


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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2013, 02:52:15 am »

Sonja, that is a bit performed by comedienne Rita Rudner, I found a clip of it.



The video above is almost 30 minutes, but the quote you mention starts at the 2:45 mark.  Just start it and let it play, you'll get a taste of Rita's comedy style, and you'll hear the quote.


I watched the whole 24 minutes of it! She's good. Smiley

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"you don't take the wrong turn in Europe - if you take the wrong turn in Europe, you'll be in another country!" laugh laugh

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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2013, 04:31:53 pm »

Sonja, that is a bit performed by comedienne Rita Rudner, I found a clip of it.



The video above is almost 30 minutes, but the quote you mention starts at the 2:45 mark.  Just start it and let it play, you'll get a taste of Rita's comedy style, and you'll hear the quote.

LOL! Thanks for posting this, Chuck!!

She's hilarious!  laugh  laugh  Never heard of her before.

I love how she delivers all those jokes with this "dumb blonde little voice" attitude!   laugh
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2013, 04:37:11 pm »


Thanks Chrissi! I really like that card.

Gonna celebrate on Sunday with my parents, my son and gf, and some other relatives.
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2013, 09:24:12 pm »

I watched the whole 24 minutes of it! She's good. Smiley

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"you don't take the wrong turn in Europe - if you take the wrong turn in Europe, you'll be in another country!" laugh laugh

LOL! Thanks for posting this, Chuck!!

She's hilarious!  laugh  laugh  Never heard of her before.

I love how she delivers all those jokes with this "dumb blonde little voice" attitude!   laugh


I'm glad you both liked her.  I'll explain something that was said at the end of the show, and why it got a big laugh.  Whoever posted this to youtube did it in two parts, this was part two.  At the end she's talking about her child asking her questions, and one of them was "why is my name Nefertiti?" and she says "Son, I once met a painter named Jethro".

in Part one, she makes a joke about waiting too long to have kids, and now every name that she or her husband picks reminds them of someone that they hate, so they can't give the child that name, and they were left with either Jethro or Nefertiti.  Then she tells the joke about the painter who won't fill in the holes, so she bring him in as "the painter named Jethro".
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2013, 08:39:44 am »

*goes straight to Youtube to find part one*
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2013, 09:08:22 am »

Here it is!





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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 02:50:18 pm »

This was from the 2011 banner:

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 02:54:23 pm »

Just for fun:

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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2014, 05:16:50 pm »

That was very fun!
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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2014, 08:14:10 am »

I first saw the pic as a thumbnail, so it took me a second. laugh




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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2014, 04:44:42 pm »

I guess they were trying to be ecumenical in my public grade school. Fifty years later I still have the Hanukkah song we used to sing stuck in my head!

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Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah, come light the menorah!
Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah, let's all dance the hora!
Judah Maccabee fought to set his people free;
He was fearless, courageous and bold;
He was fearless, courageous and bold!
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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2014, 06:16:34 pm »

I am happy that I have not heard any of Adam Sandler's Chanukah Songs.
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2014, 01:56:30 pm »

Thanks for the Chanukah greetings, y'all!

LOL at the plastic menorah!   Grin


Here's a pic I find very sweet:


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« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2014, 01:03:41 pm »

that is a cute pic
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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2017, 07:50:33 pm »

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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2017, 03:11:26 pm »

Thanks Chuck, you too!
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