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Offline morrobay

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How the other half gives
« on: December 01, 2013, 11:51:34 am »
From the 2013 Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog, the fantasy section, or as reported on Colbert: the perfect place to find the gift for someone who has everything except taste

Bespoke Global Falconry Companion $150,000 (blonde not included)



Trunk Contents:
•   Two Chatwin chairs with canvas tote bags.
•   Folding table.
•   Leather perch scale.
•   Gold perch.
•   Decanter & cigar carrying case.
•   Backgammon board.
•   Hoods.
•   Two savers
•   Glove. Elk, with blue ostrich and tooled calf leather overlay. Size: 15"L x 13"W.
•   Anklet. Kangaroo, with blue ostrich overlay. Size: .75"H x 1.75"W x 2.5" L.
•   Leashes and jesses.
•   Falcon Hood Stands..
"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you shoot up."

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Re: How the other half gives
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2013, 11:53:07 am »

Ciclotte $11,000  exercise bike




Additional details:
•Designed by Luca Schieppati
•Constructed of carbon, steel, and fiberglass
•Carbon handlebar with adjustable tilt
•Adjustable carbon and Alcantara® saddle
•Epicycloidal transmission by way of a dual-satellite system
•44"H x 21"W x 44"D
•121 lbs
•110-volt power supply with standard plug
•Made in Italy
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Re: How the other half gives
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2013, 11:55:47 am »
Ultimate Outdoor Entertainment System $1,500,000
Price excludes shipping and handling charges.




•1 C SEED 201 outdoor (waterproof) TV with 201" screen; adjusts in height up to 15 feet and rotates up to 270 degrees
•Features state-of-the-art LED technology (780,000 LEDs enable 281 trillion colors on the display; display has 5,000 nits brightness, making it fully daylight compatible)
•1 California Audio Technology C SEED On-board Loudspeaker System
•2 California Audio Technology CG-6 Subwoofers
•16 CAT CL8 Sat Speakers
•4 Sonance LS15 Subs
•1 BGW 16x150 Amplifier
•2 Crown 2000cdi Amplifiers -Speaker Wire for all speakers
•Designed by Porsche Design Studio
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Re: How the other half gives
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2013, 12:00:42 pm »

Neiman Marcus 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante $344,500






 All sales will be conducted solely by participating authorized Aston Martin dealers in the United States. Limit one vehicle per qualified customer. No dealer purchases will be permitted. Price excludes all taxes, title, licensing, and registration fees, plus delivery and handling charges. Availability limited to the first 10 qualified customers. Neiman Marcus is acting as the advertiser for this product. Delivery to occur before February 2014.

Additional details:

Engine & Transmission

•A naturally aspirated 6.0-liter V12 Aston Martin engine
•Touchtronic II six-speed automatic transmission
Power & Performance
•Max power: 565 bhp at 6,750 rpm
•Max torque: 457 lb ft at 5,500 rpm
•Acceleration: 0-60 mph in 4.0 seconds
•Max speed: 183 mph
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Re: How the other half gives
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2013, 06:59:58 pm »
Neiman Marcus 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante $344,500






 All sales will be conducted solely by participating authorized Aston Martin dealers in the United States. Limit one vehicle per qualified customer. No dealer purchases will be permitted. Price excludes all taxes, title, licensing, and registration fees, plus delivery and handling charges. Availability limited to the first 10 qualified customers. Neiman Marcus is acting as the advertiser for this product. Delivery to occur before February 2014.

Additional details:

Engine & Transmission

•A naturally aspirated 6.0-liter V12 Aston Martin engine
•Touchtronic II six-speed automatic transmission
Power & Performance
•Max power: 565 bhp at 6,750 rpm
•Max torque: 457 lb ft at 5,500 rpm
•Acceleration: 0-60 mph in 4.0 seconds
•Max speed: 183 mph


Ah, one can dream...

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Re: How the other half gives
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 09:17:39 am »
Must be nice, huh?  :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!