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Short and sweet!
« on: June 11, 2014, 09:39:23 pm »
A new game...this one challenges you to write the shortest possible story that you can. It must contain 3 things: God, sex, and a mystery. Here's a winning sample to get us started.

"My God, I'm pregnant, who did it?"
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2014, 08:15:35 am »
"Why can't I become a priest, she wondered."

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2014, 09:11:50 am »
God: she or he?


(4 words!  ;D)

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2014, 09:12:36 am »
Virgin Mary? Really??



(3 words!  ;D ;D)

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2014, 09:51:41 am »
Wow! What a way to start off our game! Thank you Sonja! Now, who can top that?!
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2014, 10:02:00 am »
 ;D

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2014, 09:11:31 pm »



Pregnant?!?!?!?!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2014, 05:34:06 am »
You know, I was sitting up here all that time tryin to figure out if I was--? I know I ain't. I mean here we both got wives and kids, right? I like doin it with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothing like this.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2014, 06:28:43 am »
Nice ones, Chuck and Chrissi!!    ;D

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2014, 02:27:38 pm »
Now that we're down to one word for the whole challenge, plus a lovely quote from our story, I don't think there's much left to do in this game!   ;D

Lee, you've got to come up with a new idea!   :laugh:

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