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Short and sweet!
« on: June 11, 2014, 09:39:23 pm »
A new game...this one challenges you to write the shortest possible story that you can. It must contain 3 things: God, sex, and a mystery. Here's a winning sample to get us started.

"My God, I'm pregnant, who did it?"
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2014, 08:15:35 am »
"Why can't I become a priest, she wondered."

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2014, 09:11:50 am »
God: she or he?


(4 words!  ;D)

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2014, 09:12:36 am »
Virgin Mary? Really??



(3 words!  ;D ;D)

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2014, 09:51:41 am »
Wow! What a way to start off our game! Thank you Sonja! Now, who can top that?!
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2014, 10:02:00 am »
 ;D

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2014, 09:11:31 pm »



Pregnant?!?!?!?!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2014, 05:34:06 am »
You know, I was sitting up here all that time tryin to figure out if I was--? I know I ain't. I mean here we both got wives and kids, right? I like doin it with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothing like this.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2014, 06:28:43 am »
Nice ones, Chuck and Chrissi!!    ;D

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2014, 02:27:38 pm »
Now that we're down to one word for the whole challenge, plus a lovely quote from our story, I don't think there's much left to do in this game!   ;D

Lee, you've got to come up with a new idea!   :laugh:

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2014, 08:34:23 pm »
Okay, for our next challenge, your story will need to include three things:

*Lee is thinking*  ;)
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2014, 06:37:01 pm »
Oh well!   :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2014, 03:05:14 pm »
*waits patiently*

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 08:49:02 am »
Nice clicks  ::)

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 10:57:51 am »
I'm so sorry I spaced this out! I got preoccupied with my moving project. I will remember my train of thought and post the three things this weekend!
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2014, 11:01:01 pm »
*watches thread*


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2014, 11:16:11 am »
Okay, the three words to work into your short-and-sweet story are: sex, eggbeaters, and compost! Put on your thinking caps, friends!
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2014, 01:03:05 pm »
Hm.....tricky one....

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2014, 04:07:32 pm »
A chicken had unprotected sex which resulted in an unwanted  egg. The chicken hired a professional eggbeater who dumped the egg in the compost.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2014, 10:30:27 pm »
A chicken had unprotected sex which resulted in an unwanted  egg. The chicken hired a professional eggbeater who dumped the egg in the compost.

Short, yes! Sweet, um...
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2014, 02:22:02 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2014, 03:43:50 am »
Recently at the egg S/M studio....


I'll beat you till you crack.
Then I'll suck you with all I have.
I'll suck you empty to the very last drop
and then I'll throw your empty shell on the compost.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2014, 08:45:59 am »
Focus Features proudly presents:

Brokenegg Mountain

A doomed story of love, separation and cruel twists of fate.


Two young eggs, neither of them twenty hours old, met in a supermarket in a small Wyoming town. They fell in love, enjoyed their blessed time high on the egg-shelf, frolicking around in the full artificial light until their guns went off. There were more than the two of them on the shelf, but they felt themselves invisible, suspended above ordinary milk bottles.
Sadly their time on the shelf was cut short and a tragic fate had them sold to different households in opposite corners of the town.
Both met an early demise by merciless eggbeaters and our poor eggs ended up on different compost heaps, separated forever.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2014, 08:53:29 am »
Focus Features proudly presents:

Brokenegg Mountain

... separated forever.

Pun intended?

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2014, 04:52:34 pm »
:laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2014, 11:22:21 pm »
Good ones, all of them! 


I'll pass on this one.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2016, 01:27:01 pm »
*bump*

Perhaps a new suggestion, Lee?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2016, 04:52:12 pm »
LOL, I had to read the whole thread again to see what it was all about. But yes, a new challenge would be nice!

Good suggestion, Chuck!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2016, 08:06:05 pm »
:)


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!