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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2014, 08:34:23 pm »
Okay, for our next challenge, your story will need to include three things:

*Lee is thinking*  ;)
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2014, 06:37:01 pm »
Oh well!   :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2014, 03:05:14 pm »
*waits patiently*

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 08:49:02 am »
Nice clicks  ::)

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 10:57:51 am »
I'm so sorry I spaced this out! I got preoccupied with my moving project. I will remember my train of thought and post the three things this weekend!
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2014, 11:01:01 pm »
*watches thread*


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2014, 11:16:11 am »
Okay, the three words to work into your short-and-sweet story are: sex, eggbeaters, and compost! Put on your thinking caps, friends!
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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2014, 01:03:05 pm »
Hm.....tricky one....

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2014, 04:07:32 pm »
A chicken had unprotected sex which resulted in an unwanted  egg. The chicken hired a professional eggbeater who dumped the egg in the compost.

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Re: Short and sweet!
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2014, 10:30:27 pm »
A chicken had unprotected sex which resulted in an unwanted  egg. The chicken hired a professional eggbeater who dumped the egg in the compost.

Short, yes! Sweet, um...
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