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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1300 on: January 13, 2018, 05:47:25 pm »
enjoy the weekend


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1301 on: January 14, 2018, 07:33:50 am »
Relax and laugh

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1302 on: January 14, 2018, 11:17:15 pm »
bake for others


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1303 on: January 15, 2018, 03:46:49 pm »
pet your kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1304 on: January 15, 2018, 03:50:39 pm »
Enjoy doing nothing  ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1305 on: January 16, 2018, 06:45:36 pm »
don't crash car

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1306 on: January 16, 2018, 11:47:11 pm »
prepare for snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1307 on: January 20, 2018, 03:55:06 pm »
eat your sushi

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1308 on: January 20, 2018, 04:07:19 pm »
celebrate good times


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1309 on: January 22, 2018, 05:43:09 pm »
tell off coworker

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