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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1700 on: February 25, 2020, 07:29:49 pm »
Iron your shirts.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1701 on: February 26, 2020, 08:49:20 pm »
eat your dinner


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1702 on: February 27, 2020, 05:37:24 pm »
he is crawling!!!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1703 on: February 27, 2020, 07:01:17 pm »
awww, that's cute!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1704 on: February 28, 2020, 05:53:08 pm »
go visit grandbaby

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1705 on: March 02, 2020, 07:44:13 pm »
relax at home


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1706 on: March 03, 2020, 05:52:01 pm »
prepare your lunch

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1707 on: March 03, 2020, 09:42:08 pm »
Have a snack.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1708 on: March 04, 2020, 07:51:11 pm »
Buy toilet paper.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1709 on: March 05, 2020, 03:05:51 pm »
prepare for cuteness!


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