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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1950 on: February 15, 2021, 09:44:25 pm »
take trash outside


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1951 on: February 16, 2021, 04:14:47 pm »
order bday prezzie

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1952 on: February 16, 2021, 10:29:42 pm »
brush your teeth


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1953 on: February 17, 2021, 04:19:31 pm »
order bday flowers

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1954 on: February 17, 2021, 06:28:05 pm »
prepare for snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1955 on: February 18, 2021, 02:55:26 pm »
peel a mango

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1956 on: February 18, 2021, 05:09:04 pm »
shovel the snow


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1957 on: February 19, 2021, 03:33:50 pm »
send nephew flowers

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1958 on: February 19, 2021, 09:58:16 pm »
clean the car


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1959 on: February 21, 2021, 02:39:46 pm »
cook persian rice

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