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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #430 on: July 16, 2015, 10:39:27 am »
Enjoy your time


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #431 on: July 16, 2015, 01:21:41 pm »
take out trash

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #432 on: July 17, 2015, 08:30:41 pm »
keep space clean


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #433 on: July 18, 2015, 12:54:00 am »
Cuddle a pet

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #434 on: July 18, 2015, 12:25:04 pm »
I can walk!!!   ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #435 on: July 18, 2015, 04:00:33 pm »
Clean out fridge!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #436 on: July 18, 2015, 07:44:46 pm »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #437 on: July 19, 2015, 07:08:40 am »
sort old papers

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #438 on: July 19, 2015, 07:51:10 pm »
Work with yourself

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #439 on: July 20, 2015, 11:19:47 am »
learn to relax


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!