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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2015, 07:26:00 pm »
watch for zombies



































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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2015, 06:30:13 pm »
You'd better, Chuck!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #52 on: February 03, 2015, 10:03:24 pm »
Blow your nose.  ;D
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2015, 09:38:14 am »
read good books


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2015, 06:29:14 pm »
eat your porridge

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #55 on: February 06, 2015, 11:01:05 pm »
Reduce sugar intake.
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #56 on: February 07, 2015, 01:56:08 am »
live, laugh, love


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2015, 07:52:54 pm »
eat more chocolate

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2015, 08:21:30 pm »
appreciate good art

dance to music

laugh out loud


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2015, 08:25:24 pm »
Shovel your sidewalk.
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