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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1200 on: October 12, 2017, 06:58:39 pm »
mental  health days


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1201 on: October 12, 2017, 07:01:19 pm »
Weekend is near

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1202 on: October 14, 2017, 03:31:43 pm »
do the dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1203 on: October 14, 2017, 04:06:27 pm »
Eat pumpkin lasagna

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1204 on: October 14, 2017, 10:14:19 pm »
clear your mind


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1205 on: October 15, 2017, 02:23:54 pm »
take a shower

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1206 on: October 16, 2017, 09:57:59 am »
listen to music


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1207 on: October 16, 2017, 12:35:37 pm »
Calm down now

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1208 on: October 16, 2017, 03:58:08 pm »
eat more chocolate

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1209 on: October 16, 2017, 04:11:05 pm »
Oh Yes chocolate !