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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1390 on: April 14, 2018, 12:23:43 pm »
do your laundry!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1391 on: April 15, 2018, 03:30:35 pm »
buy new shelves

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1392 on: April 16, 2018, 10:41:16 am »
avoid the rain


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1393 on: April 16, 2018, 02:45:56 pm »
wash your hair  ;)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1394 on: April 17, 2018, 07:18:41 pm »
take out trash


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1395 on: April 18, 2018, 03:42:15 pm »
summer tires're on!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1396 on: April 18, 2018, 06:56:04 pm »
enjoy the Spring


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1397 on: April 19, 2018, 03:10:49 pm »
eat some icecream

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1398 on: April 20, 2018, 06:51:01 pm »
celebrate with friends


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1399 on: April 22, 2018, 05:28:38 pm »
breathe  fresh air


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!