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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1410 on: May 05, 2018, 10:19:05 pm »
do your laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1411 on: May 06, 2018, 12:17:08 pm »
visit your family


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1412 on: May 06, 2018, 05:45:32 pm »
water your plants

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1413 on: May 08, 2018, 06:16:45 pm »
have some chocolate


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1414 on: May 12, 2018, 05:16:16 pm »

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1415 on: May 12, 2018, 09:26:46 pm »
do the dishes


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1416 on: May 13, 2018, 04:11:06 pm »
sort kitchen counter

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1417 on: May 13, 2018, 09:02:51 pm »
visit your mother


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1418 on: May 17, 2018, 05:54:05 pm »
eat healthy meals


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1419 on: May 22, 2018, 06:06:25 pm »
prepare for work


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!