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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1820 on: June 29, 2020, 02:30:45 pm »
make yourself move


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1821 on: June 29, 2020, 05:01:23 pm »
get that bug!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1822 on: July 01, 2020, 02:28:38 pm »
get some rest


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1823 on: July 01, 2020, 04:02:17 pm »
plan your staycation

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1824 on: July 03, 2020, 09:35:14 pm »
get your groceries


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1825 on: July 04, 2020, 04:29:26 pm »
visit your grandchild

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1826 on: July 04, 2020, 04:34:29 pm »
How is he?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1827 on: July 06, 2020, 06:51:24 pm »
world's cutest baby!!!!!!!!!! ;D

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1828 on: July 06, 2020, 08:44:35 pm »
get car serviced


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1829 on: July 07, 2020, 01:24:51 pm »
celebrate  your brokieversary

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