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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1960 on: February 21, 2021, 06:35:25 pm »
do the laundry


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1961 on: February 22, 2021, 04:32:39 pm »
do the dishes

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1962 on: February 23, 2021, 04:05:25 pm »
scrub the tub


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1963 on: February 23, 2021, 05:15:41 pm »
don't burn rice  ::)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1964 on: February 23, 2021, 09:09:36 pm »
that would smell


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1965 on: February 24, 2021, 03:31:20 pm »
yes it did  ::)

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1966 on: February 24, 2021, 06:45:12 pm »
cook something else


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1967 on: Yesterday at 01:23:12 pm »
i'm planning to

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1968 on: Yesterday at 05:10:00 pm »
snack on almonds


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!