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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2110 on: November 15, 2021, 03:55:44 pm »
clean your house


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2111 on: November 15, 2021, 04:31:05 pm »
welcome your colleague

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2112 on: November 21, 2021, 03:30:03 pm »
prepare for Thanksgiving


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2113 on: November 21, 2021, 07:16:16 pm »
have car inspected

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2114 on: November 21, 2021, 10:17:01 pm »
full tummy tonight.

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2115 on: November 25, 2021, 08:45:47 pm »
Enjoy a meal


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2116 on: December 01, 2021, 03:12:37 pm »
make yummi soup

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2117 on: December 05, 2021, 02:18:11 am »
take deep breaths


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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2118 on: December 05, 2021, 04:36:53 pm »
light the chanukia

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2119 on: December 05, 2021, 06:11:54 pm »
watch holiday movies


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!