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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2140 on: January 10, 2022, 05:14:45 pm »
wear your sweater


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2141 on: January 12, 2022, 04:35:04 pm »
go buy bread

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2142 on: January 13, 2022, 02:10:55 pm »
Just one thing?
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2143 on: January 13, 2022, 06:09:03 pm »
buy healthy food


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2144 on: February 02, 2022, 03:37:47 pm »
remember this thread

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2145 on: February 03, 2022, 10:57:21 pm »
take deep breaths


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2146 on: February 04, 2022, 02:08:34 pm »
prepare for twins

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2147 on: February 13, 2022, 04:42:47 pm »
enjoy the snow


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2148 on: February 14, 2022, 05:26:57 pm »
don't be nervous

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #2149 on: February 18, 2022, 09:30:40 pm »
enjoy the babies


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!