Author Topic: Imagine the Television commercials during BBM.... (Read 11887 times)

David · « **on:** April 08, 2006, 10:18:20 am »

Can you imagine BBM with commercials?

BBM is sponsored by:

Coleman camping equipment. "Whether you bring home the fish or not."

or, "Helping buddies pitch tents for generations".

GMC Trucks. "Professional Grade Trucks, 8th Grade drivers"

Wrangler shirts. "On your backs and in your closets forever"

Maxwell house coffee. "Loved everywhere, even Texas"

Crayola Crayons. "Keeping children happy for generations while their parents fight".

Trojan Condoms "If you can't support them, we'll support you!"

Anybody have some more?

ednbarby · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:28:25 am »

Uh...

Stetson Hats Great on, but even better knocked violently off.

BetterMost Beans For people who don't eat soup.

Old Rose Whiskey When a beer buzz just doesn't quite cut it.

Marlboro Cigarettes Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Budweiser Beer When you need to take the edge off but still want to keep your wits about you.

(OK - now you all know why I failed at advertising.)

MaineWriter · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:35:01 am »

Justin Brand Boots fireproof!
Zippo lighters good for fidgety cowboys at the bar
Circle Y Trail Saddles for cowboys who ride on the trail all day...and want to ride at night

Astoglide when spit won't do

ednbarby · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:37:14 am »

at Astoglide. I think I just hurt my side.

delalluvia · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:57:42 am »

BetterMost Beans -"Mmm"
Joker Papers - "When whiskey isn't enough"
SueSweet Honey - "For those weekends alone with the kids"
Levi Jeans - "Pack it in, pack it out."

Meryl · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2006, 11:06:38 am »

Eau de Cat Piss One spritz brings back the good old days

Siesta Motel Cologne Incredibly complex blend with notes of cheap soap, whiskey, cigarette smoke, sweat, old carpet, sour hay, saddle leather and... a couple of other things

MaineWriter · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2006, 11:20:36 am »

Quote from: meryl on April 08, 2006, 11:06:38 am

Siesta Motel Cologne Incredibly complex blend with notes of cheap soap, whiskey, cigarette smoke, sweat, old carpet, sour hay, saddle leather and... a couple of other things

Spunk?

Meryl · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2006, 11:30:49 am »

Quote

Spunk?

You might say that

David · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2006, 11:37:52 am »

"BBM is brought to you by Glade Air Freshener. For Pup Tents that smell like cat piss or worse".

MaineWriter · « **Reply #9 on:** April 08, 2006, 11:43:02 am »

Remington Rifles -- for shooting elk on the QT

serious crayons · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2006, 06:05:45 pm »

BetterMost beans -- delicious all summer long!

BetterMost beans -- tasty as lamb, without all the risk!

Campbell's Soup -- now in the lightweight new EZPack pouch!

Shuggy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 08, 2006, 06:59:41 pm »

Ma Twist's Homemade Cherry Cake - you don't have to eat it right now

montferrat · « **Reply #12 on:** April 08, 2006, 07:06:20 pm »

Quote from: Shuggy on April 08, 2006, 06:59:41 pm

Ma Twist's Homemade Cherry Cake - you don't have to eat it right now

*Now with 2 cherries in every cake!

serious crayons · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2006, 07:07:19 pm »

FixRite Tools: For when you actually can't stand it!

Wrangler Shirts: For that just-tucked-in look, no matter what you've been doing!

montferrat · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2006, 07:13:31 pm »

Joe Aguirres' School of Sheep Herding and Ranchin. "We make men out of boys"

or.." Where the Men are Men and the Sheep are scared"

1-800-BAA-BAAA

TheStudDuck · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2006, 07:25:25 pm »

This is a little off-topic... but not really...

One time I was watching Sleepless in Seattle on TNT... and you know how when they cut to commercials and it's brought to you by this core sponsor and they run those commercials first during every single commercial break? Well during the Sleepless in Seattle broadcast -- and I am not making this up -- it was brought to me by Lunesta (which, if you didn't know, is a popular sleeping aid). Sadly, I found it to be one of the most amusing things I've seen in quite some time... it was just one of those things that was absolutely perfect in every way.

I'm a huge Meg Ryan fan, so it made one awesome movie even better -- and usually the commercials and edits and the fullscreen is such a turnoff... and yet, I was so jazzed to be watching it and seeing Lunesta commercials over and over again. It was one of those things where you sigh and know that everything is right in the world. Why can't all movie broadcasts be like that?

David · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2006, 08:11:19 pm »

Brokeback mountain, brought to you by:

Newsome Versatile Farm Equipment. "For Tractors as Versatile as our salesman!"

vkm91941 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2006, 08:46:57 pm »

How about these:

Better Most Beans****Camp Fire Tested, Cowboy Approved!

THe Siesta Motel...You can sleep, or whatever, safely with us.

Fishing Tackle R Us...all you need for fishing trips with your buddy, just remember to remove the tags

Really cute idea for a thread David.

j.U.d.E. · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2006, 09:28:07 pm »

2006 BBM calendars still available! -

~ June ~

~ WhatevvaHappenedToAugust ~

~ November ~

~ j U d E

vkm91941 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2006, 09:47:24 pm »

balrog20-ressurected posted this one the IMDb board

Wyoming Game and Fish Dept - Don't Let Us Catch You With No Elk

YaadPyar · « **Reply #20 on:** April 08, 2006, 09:48:48 pm »

All ya'll are just toooooo good.

j.U.d.E. · « **Reply #21 on:** April 08, 2006, 09:55:12 pm »

Too cool!!

~ j U d E

YaadPyar · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:06:45 pm »

vkm91941 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:13:17 pm »

OMG the Driftwood Motel is right next door to the LAUNDROMAT!!!!! Too funny! That one would have been a little to close to home for Ennis to umm function I think ROFLOL!

serious crayons · « **Reply #24 on:** April 08, 2006, 10:17:44 pm »

Celeste, I am ready to check in. I'd eat beans for a week in exchange for a room with a fridge.

ptannen · « **Reply #25 on:** April 08, 2006, 11:23:01 pm »

David -

This just has to be one of the funniest threads! Thanks!!

To continue:

REI Tents - "They always look right - no matter how you put them up!"

Bobby's cereal - "Now with more fruit. Just perfect for Thanksgiving dinner!"

Universal remote control - "Control your TV from the head of the table and show the entire family who is really in control!"

John Twist's Laxative - "Don't let constipation make you grumpy!"

Bear-Away Repellant – “Don’t let an ornery bear spoil your camping trip!”

Reliable Saddle Bags – “They stay put, even if your horse bolts at an ornery bear and you forgot your Bear-Away Repellant.”

Aguirres' Binoculars – “We guarantee you’ll see ALL the action. They’ll keep you entertained for hours.”

Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - “Learn to dance with YOUR wife.”

John Twist’s Tabac – “For that perfect, well-timed spit!”

Auto-swing set – “Never needs a push, huh.”

Ranch Forman’s Cabins – “For that perfect secret get-away!”

Pete

montferrat · « **Reply #26 on:** April 09, 2006, 12:54:30 am »

Pete these are hilarious!

Especially the

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Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - Learn to dance with YOUR wife

isabelle · « **Reply #27 on:** April 09, 2006, 02:14:48 am »

This is one fantastic thread, Thank you!! But seen as I hardly ever watch TV, and go and make tea/coffee or have a pee when the commercials come on (only ONE channel has them in the middle of films here), I cannot think of anything yet. I'll try!

vkm91941 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 09, 2006, 04:16:42 am »

Old Rose Whiskey >>>>If You're Gonna be Workin' Together, You Oughta be Drinkin' Together.

ptannen · « **Reply #29 on:** April 09, 2006, 11:49:21 am »

Quote from: montferrat on April 09, 2006, 12:54:30 am

Pete these are hilarious!

Especially the

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Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - Learn to dance with YOUR wife

Thanks, Paul.

Riverton Laundromat - "Try our super-large driers – You can air 20 years of dirty laundry all at once."

Lureen’s Beauty Parlor – “Lureen will be sure you have the latest hairdo.”

The Closet Organizer – “Don’t spend your whole life in the closet . . . looking for the right shirt. The Closet Organizer will make sure each shirt is in its own place, so you can find it more easily.”

Rent-a-Rodeo-Clown – “Tired of driving down to Mexico? With Rent-a-Rodeo-Clown, you can get off right here in Childress! Support your local economy!”

Pete
"Swear to god I didn't know we was goin a get into this again — yeah, I did"

SFEnnisSF · « **Reply #30 on:** April 09, 2006, 02:04:03 pm »

Pete, those are hilarious. Keep 'em coming...

FuzzyChanny · « **Reply #31 on:** April 09, 2006, 02:20:25 pm »

These are so brilliant! I love the Trojan Condoms one!! I'll try think of some...

isabelle · « **Reply #32 on:** April 09, 2006, 02:50:06 pm »

Got one (maybe):

"And every time you go sheepherding for the season, up in the mountains in the back of nowhere, be sure to bring along your tube of Brylcreem! Brylcreem: it will help you reach where spit alone can't!"

This may need some explaining: for those who have read the short story, you know that Ennis entered Jack "with the help of the clear slick and some spit". Well, in the French translation of the story, the 'clear slick' becomes 'gomina' ('hair cream', or 'Brylcreem'). I had a good laugh when I read that, SO... that gave me an idea for a commercial during BBM!

Ray · « **Reply #33 on:** April 09, 2006, 05:30:52 pm »

National Parks & Game Tourism : Go bush for the Winter and really discover nature!

vkm91941 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:17:23 pm »

From the IMDB thread of the same name, posted by Balroq resurrected

Schick Razors - A Real Man Only Needs a Blade, Coffee Cup, a little water and a Rear View Mirror.

Pipedream · « **Reply #35 on:** April 20, 2006, 03:39:11 am »

Okay, yet another one on the spit-issue:

Astroglide - when passion leaves you dry mouthed...

Ray · « **Reply #36 on:** April 20, 2006, 04:18:06 am »

Signal Laundromat: We even have dirty Laundry airing by the swingset!

kirkmusic · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:36:28 am »

Wal-Mart mug/spitoons - Spit with contempt as bitter as your coffee.

isabelle · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:41:57 am »

Glad you brought this thread back to the front, Kirk.
There's a new TV commercial in France, for a cereal bar called "Granny" (!). The backdrop is a conspicuous Brokeback-like mountain range, and the catch phrase is:
"Granny: a force of nature". Looks like BBM has made it into popular culture!

Ray · « **Reply #39 on:** May 27, 2006, 01:31:06 am »

vkm91941 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 27, 2006, 02:12:51 am »

Pride Parade and Rodeo....Saturday,July 15 2 pm Riverton Rodeo Corral

vkm91941 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 28, 2006, 07:17:36 pm »

a shameless bump coz this is a good thread

welliwont · « **Reply #42 on:** September 01, 2006, 03:07:36 pm »

mvansand76 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 01, 2006, 04:11:23 pm »

This is great!

laurel · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2006, 12:00:24 am »

Blue Danube Harmonicas - built tough to last - will even survive a fall off a horse

Penthesilea · « **Reply #45 on:** September 03, 2006, 03:50:15 pm »

OMG. How is it possible that I missed this thread till today? It's so hilarious. Folks you are priceless, I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes and my chest aches.

I'll try myself:

Fishermen's outdoor equipment: Bedrolls big enough for at least two fishing buddies.

G.W. Bush Liquors: Old Rose for stemmin' it.

Cassie's Cell Phone Corporation: If you want to make sure your partner gets the message.

SFEnnisSF · « **Reply #46 on:** September 06, 2006, 06:23:52 pm »

Quote from: Victoria on May 27, 2006, 02:12:51 am

Pride Parade and Rodeo....Saturday,July 15 2 pm Riverton Rodeo Corral

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