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Offline David In Indy

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2006, 01:43:50 pm »
Welcome Kelda and Melissa!

David, you are more than welcome to stay too. I have already forgiven you for the "Godfather" remarks.  ;)


The Club Staff Serving You Tonight Will Be:






<eat your heart out Jess>


And may I introduce my new personal assistant Marcus:

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2006, 03:35:45 pm »
good lord...you have only been open like one day and you are already having to resort to BEEFCAKE to get people to come into this rathole??

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2006, 03:51:42 pm »

Well..well..well ..

Nice new digs here!  Just look at the staff .. and that Marcus fellow looks familiar, I've seen him somewhere but I just can't put my finger on it (although I bet David has ..  :P :P )

So... what kind of Strip Club is this?  What kind of meat meals do you serve around here?  8)

I sure hope you allow people from the "upper echelons" to grace this place with their presence!

*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*

Martini, please ..!


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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2006, 05:04:25 pm »

*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*

Martini, please ..!


Would you like anything with that martini, ma'am?  :)

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2006, 05:08:43 pm »
good lord...you have only been open like one day and you are already having to resort to BEEFCAKE to get people to come into this rathole??

Rathole Jess?

You're so jealous of my new club you're seething.

You can come in and join us Jess, if you promise to be nice and behave yourself.  :-\

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2006, 05:34:33 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D

Woooeeeee!!! This is my kinda place!! And free drinks too?? Is that the sauna?

*Nicky strips off and relaxes under one of Chez David's white fluffy monogrammed towels*

Err, David honey, I think you dropped your towel... :o

Make mine a Dirty Martini. Careful with that ice, mind... ;)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2006, 05:39:13 pm »
:D :D :D :D :D

Woooeeeee!!! This is my kinda place!! And free drinks too?? Is that the sauna?

*Nicky strips off and relaxes under one of Chez David's white fluffy monogrammed towels*

Err, David honey, I think you dropped your towel... :o

Make mine a Dirty Martini. Careful with that ice, mind... ;)

Welcome Nicky!! Make yourself comfortable and feel free to drop by anytime!  :D

One Dirty Martini comin' right up!

(I didn't even realize I dropped my towel. Thanks for telling me! I gotta be more careful.)
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2006, 06:06:36 pm »
Well, how nice. Somebody finally thought of us the commoners with less than 2,000 posts! Here's some sangria, courtesy of Opinionista's Tapas Tavern  :D

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2006, 06:32:37 pm »
That sangria looks gooooood. I'm already a little drunk on Martinis, but what the hell... make mine a large glass. *Hic*



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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2006, 08:56:07 pm »
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