*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*Martini, please ..!
good lord...you have only been open like one day and you are already having to resort to BEEFCAKE to get people to come into this rathole??
Woooeeeee!!! This is my kinda place!! And free drinks too?? Is that the sauna?*Nicky strips off and relaxes under one of Chez David's white fluffy monogrammed towels*Err, David honey, I think you dropped your towel... Make mine a Dirty Martini. Careful with that ice, mind...