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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #150 on: July 14, 2007, 11:59:55 pm »
Arriving late here and did not read all the posts.....Anyway...Here are my attempts.  You can match them with the appropriate dialogue from the film.

"Are you in any sort of way inclined to part with at least fifty percent of your confounded dental bone structure?"

"For what reason, maternal parent?  I shall be consuming these comestibles for the coming fortnight."

"If you desire to inhale the nicotine and tar within small burning white tubes of rolled paper, my spouse, some may be located in the outer flap of my long-sleeved, button-front garment, yonder in our shared quarters."


Gosh, I'm starting to sound a bit like Jeeves!





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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #151 on: July 15, 2007, 01:15:36 am »
You got it, shortfiction!  :)

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #152 on: July 15, 2007, 09:31:26 pm »
And if we wrote it all in iambic pentameter and made sure to include lots of swearing, we'd sound like the residents of Deadwood!
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #153 on: July 15, 2007, 09:53:41 pm »
     Oh Yeay doeth thou knowest thine equine transport, is prone to sudden and forsooth hazzardous transgressions?

     Oh yeay I forbear and substantially deliberate, it is assuredly non feasible for such equine as thou doeth present me, anon to reprehensibly depositeth mine voluptious hindparts upon so loathsome a field. 
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #154 on: July 15, 2007, 10:19:05 pm »
     Oh Yeay doeth thou knowest thine equine transport, is prone to sudden and forsooth hazzardous transgressions?

     Oh yeay I forbear and substantially deliberate, it is assuredly non feasible for such equine as thou doteh present me, anon to reprehensibly depositeth mine voluptious hindparts upon so loathsome a field. 

Hilarious!  "Voluptuous hindparts..."  :laugh:

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #155 on: July 15, 2007, 11:52:40 pm »
     Oh Yeay doeth thou knowest thine equine transport, is prone to sudden and forsooth hazzardous transgressions?

     Oh yeay I forbear and substantially deliberate, it is assuredly non feasible for such equine as thou doteh present me, anon to reprehensibly depositeth mine voluptious hindparts upon so loathsome a field. 

"You want to watch it there. That horse has a low startle point."
Okay, I got the first one anyway.....
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #156 on: July 16, 2007, 01:46:58 am »



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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #157 on: August 06, 2008, 01:12:30 am »
Here's another wonderful thread people probably haven't seen. What can I say, I'm feeling nostalgic.  :)

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #158 on: August 06, 2008, 12:42:27 pm »
Thanks for bumping, Courney!  I somehow missed this originally, and it's a riot.  :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #159 on: October 31, 2011, 12:32:55 pm »
This splendid collection of humorous transilliterations is most deserving of a renewed glance.
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