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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #270 on: April 13, 2016, 11:58:38 am »

   
Mexican prostitute:  "Are you being served?"


LOL!

Very timely, in the view of what you posted the other day, Paul!  :laugh:

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #271 on: April 14, 2016, 09:11:22 am »


   
Mexican prostitute:  "As seen on TV!"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #272 on: April 14, 2016, 01:09:25 pm »
^^^^^^

Hunh?

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #273 on: April 15, 2016, 08:39:31 am »
bad joke on my part

We have a company that sells  products over the tv that you can't get in stores.  "As Seen On Tv".

They're usually cheap knock-offs of real products you can get in stores, never  as good as the real thing.

Jack goes to the Mexican prostitute, but he's not as good as Ennis, what Jack wants.

Mexican  prostitue - as seen on tv.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #274 on: April 15, 2016, 05:41:43 pm »
Oh I see - thanks for explaining!

Funny!  ;D

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #275 on: April 24, 2016, 06:08:05 pm »
Forsooth friend, a God-cursed, rotten embroilment worthy of a she-canine besets us. Hitherto wouldst thou make all haste to conjoin with me. Of late, an audience with the Bishop of Rome would be more like.
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #276 on: April 24, 2016, 08:45:03 pm »
Forsooth friend, a God-cursed, rotten embroilment worthy of a she-canine besets us. Hitherto wouldst thou make all haste to conjoin with me. Of late, an audience with the Bishop of Rome would be more like.

A most excellent post, oh Priestess!
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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #277 on: April 25, 2016, 08:53:38 am »
So excellent, in fact, that I almost wore my dictionary out!   :D

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #278 on: April 25, 2016, 09:42:58 am »
A most excellent post, oh Priestess!

Your Priestess bows humbly to you.  :-*

So excellent, in fact, that I almost wore my dictionary out!   :D

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #279 on: December 12, 2017, 04:58:36 pm »
Gotta bump this one.

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