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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #280 on: December 12, 2017, 07:56:50 pm »
Thee may kisseth your bethrothed, and if thee refuseth, I shall!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #281 on: December 13, 2017, 03:10:47 pm »
On what sexual activity is your gaze fixed?

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #282 on: December 13, 2017, 03:13:47 pm »
Love this!!!

I have been partaking in carnal knowledge with a local beverage service wench.

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #283 on: December 13, 2017, 03:42:00 pm »
^^^^^^^

Haha, it took me a minute!  :laugh:

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #284 on: December 13, 2017, 07:38:27 pm »
Aye, let the elder-most male carve the beast for dinner!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #285 on: August 22, 2019, 12:00:02 pm »

Jack Twist?! Jack Unseemly!! Sir, I charge that your various wilderness excursions, ostensibly made with the intention of procuring freshwater commestibles, were in fact undertaken for another purpose altogether!

Alma, you are woefully uninformed on this subject!

The hour has arrived to renew the pleasures of this most excellent collection of humorosities.

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #286 on: August 22, 2019, 01:51:51 pm »


Ennis:  "This is an exquisite singularity in which you and I are partaking."

Jack:  "'Tis no one's affair but our own, verily."

Ennis:  "I am not one to engage in habitual buggery."

Jack:  "Nor I, sir."


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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #287 on: August 23, 2019, 09:03:21 pm »
Father, I was in a state of ponderance, with the arrival of mine newest sibling, mother and her new paramour have been ever so stern!  I did ponder that perhaps I could relocate to your abode.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!