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Offline Sheyne

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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2006, 03:11:59 am »

Ennis wakes up after the first tent scene: inner monologue begins:

"oooh god.. my head.. shit, where am I? Oh yeah, tent. No, not that tent, the big tent. What the hell am I doin' still down here? *sits up* my head.. dammit.. My pants?!?! Shiiit, thought it felt chilly in here... what the hell are they d - *THE look over at Jack* That's Jack. Oh, hell the whiskey... we got into the whiskey last night... Hell, is that his ass? Jack's ass... my pants... *it dawns* oh hell, run Ennis run! But slow-like... so's you don't wake him... shiiiiit..."
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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2006, 04:53:01 am »
Ennis wakes up the morning after the first tent scene and looks down at his half mast pants...
'Come into the tent and get warm' he said!  I got frigg'n' icicles on me nuts!
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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2006, 08:00:44 am »
Aguirre

All I wanted to do was tell him about his friggin uncle.  Can they please just finish up so I can do that?

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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2006, 08:13:43 am »
Aguirre

All I wanted to do was tell him about his friggin uncle.  Can they please just finish up so I can do that?

Hehehehe, nah I reckon he was more likely saying "Stuff yer uncle' I wish I had a bag of spuds!"

Let's face it, the log only disappeared once Aguirre arrived!
« Last Edit: April 18, 2006, 08:15:15 am by Ray »
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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2006, 08:17:41 am »
Hey, there's one!

Jack
What'd I do with that log?

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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2006, 12:50:36 pm »
Another:

After a long day, Ennis gets home to his wife and 2 sick, irritable daughters...he runs over to their bedroom and spends some time trying to comfort them.  Later that night, exhausted, he drags himself, shoulders aching and sits at the edge of the bed.  Alma comes in, rubs his shoulders and tries to coax him into moving the family to town..Ennis looks distracted, his mind is on a roll ...:
" Oh..all those nights when Jack rubbed my neck back at the camp, those nights when i could feel his strong body ontop of me...hmmmm..all those wet kisses and the feeling of his hands all over my body..awwww....the aching feeling of his ... I gotta fuckin' stop this, I gotta quit dreamin about that sonofabitch..hmmm..maybe i'll save it for the shower..." ...

Alma continues to rub his neck, waiting for a response...Ennis thinks
"Shit, what was she yapping on about..?..oh...moving to town..fuck!"...
He tries to ignore his hard-on for a second, shakes off the images of Jack in his mind and responds to alma
"Nah, rent in town is too hi' "...

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« Last Edit: April 18, 2006, 01:14:28 pm by lucise »


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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2006, 12:56:48 pm »
Ennis after the big reunion-kiss, trying pull away from Jack Nasty: 


Hell, Jack, what are you doing to my shirt?? I’ve just made an effort to tuck it in, hunh!?   


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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2007, 04:15:20 pm »
Bumping some precious old threads!!  8)


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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2007, 08:00:28 am »
Hey, there's one!

Jack
What'd I do with that log?

Oh God, this cracked me up!

The Log.... The Log....The Log...!

It drives me absolutely insane!!!!

At the "You gonna do this again next summer?" scene:
Jack:

Hey, bud, before I leave, could you close the hood of my car properly? And could you throw in a goodbye kiss?



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Re: If you were the writer......
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2007, 05:53:35 am »
Actually, I'd like to see--if it's true and actually happened and actually exists LOLOL!!-- that outtake from the filming of BBM up in Canada, where Heath, during one take of the Dozy Embrace,  supposedly became a complete goofball and  stuck his tongue in jake's ear while passionately whispering 'Take me you hot hot Swedish Jew!" and the whole crew lost it.

If it's true, that would be one of the funniest things any of us ever saw....
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