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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #100 on: January 19, 2007, 09:20:48 pm »
...implicit aura of sophistication ...

 :D ::) :D

Glad we don't have that problem here!!!   (This thread did get way-laid by the pee-ing in the sink discussion, didn't it?)

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #101 on: January 19, 2007, 09:28:57 pm »
Oh I know, how about crown roast with "pants" (what they are actually called).

Pork crown roast:


This little number can be yours from Horchow's for $205:


A mini one made for a doll house:



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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #102 on: January 19, 2007, 11:20:22 pm »
Clarissa, you got you any beans to go with that there pork roast? Mmmm. ;D
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2007, 12:08:49 am »
Hey, no one's mentioned cream puffs yet!  Here's a candidate for gayest food ever from my roommate, who works with lots of gay cater waiters.



Gateau St. Honoré

Puff pastry
Vanilla pastry cream
Strawberries
Cream puffs
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2007, 12:48:00 am »
So I Googled the phrase "gay food."  The first thing here is an article I enjoyed. 

The Gay Man's Guide to Dinner
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/foodmonthly/story/0,,1637622,00.html


The second thing I approached with trepidation - it's the following question on a Christian forum: "If you were in a restaurant and you found out the chef was gay, would you eat their food?"   There are 8 pages of replies to the question.  I read the first 3 pages.  Over and over, the responses boiled down to "Of course, duh."  One person replied with "Gay firefighters - would I let them save me?"  All in all, a very optimism-inducing attitude to find among Christians.

Gay Cooks - Would You Eat Their Food?
http://www.christianforums.com/t4597913-gay-cooks-would-you-eat-their-food.html
« Last Edit: January 20, 2007, 01:16:35 am by Ellemeno »

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2007, 12:04:02 pm »
Meryl, I want that cream puff.

Last night, I was informed that Real Men  don't drink wheat beer, and they certainly do not use decaffeinated coffee to wash away the not-masculine-enough taste.

(This was from a man whose idea of good beer is Coors, so.)

(Meanwhile, I was drinking a stout.)
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #106 on: January 20, 2007, 01:33:37 pm »
Meryl, I want that cream puff.

Oh man, I'm with you on that.  :P

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Last night, I was informed that Real Men  don't drink wheat beer, and they certainly do not use decaffeinated coffee to wash away the not-masculine-enough taste.

(This was from a man whose idea of good beer is Coors, so.)

(Meanwhile, I was drinking a stout.)

Which brings up the question, what do real women drink?  ;)

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #107 on: January 20, 2007, 02:29:04 pm »

Which brings up the question, what do real women drink?  ;)


Martinis? Very dry? I sure wouldn't know, so just askin'.  ;D
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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #108 on: January 20, 2007, 02:31:11 pm »
I think Mel answered it--they drink stout!!

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Re: Gayest Foods Ever
« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2007, 02:42:33 pm »
I think Mel answered it--they drink stout!!



Sounds kinda ... Falstaffian.

The sink is thataway. ...  ;D
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