Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding to Charles, which, got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.

That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room,
she flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes ...................... My feet are killing me!'

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour,
but it would not budge.

'Harder!' yelled" Camilla.

'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling!
But it's just so bloody tight!'

'Come on! Give it all you've got!' she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
'There! .Oh, God, that feels so good!'
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? I told you with a face like that, she had to still be a virgin!'

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, 'Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!'

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, 'That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!'

 
 

 

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

Love it Kerry....

Only thing is, maybe its just us Aussies that will "get it".

Just to explain to those abroad.....we call those flip flops....THONGS.  We were calling them that, long before the underwear thongs came out.

[underdown]

 

These shoes jokes are killin me !

Thanks buddies.

[Katie77]

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[Kerry]

Love it Kerry....

Only thing is, maybe its just us Aussies that will "get it".

Just to explain to those abroad.....we call those flip flops....THONGS.  We were calling them that, long before the underwear thongs came out.

  Haha! Thanks for explaining that, Sue! I forgot that what we Aussies call a thong and what Americans call a thong are two entirely different things, haha!     

[Kerry]

Excuse me, Prince Harry, is that a sceptre in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!     

[Katie77]

lol.....with a tool like that.....there is hope for the monarchy after all.......