Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

I have just spent nearly 5 hours on this section and I have never laughed so much in all my life.The FBI one with the 2 male and 1 female applicant and the tickle me Elmo made my youngest son laugh so much he was blowing sprite back out through his nose.
Thankyou all for making a very very wet day in Florida go so quickly.!!!
What's more going backwards, (I don't know why) I am not even half way through.
Bettermost really does reach the parts no other site can.I was so absorbed, I missed half the Federer match.
I wil have to not sign in tomorrow, until after Nadal has played !!! That would be nearly as bad as missing a Heath film!!!

I'm so glad you're enjoying the Komedy Klub. It's good to laugh! And therapeutic, too! 

Feel free to post your own jokes and cartoons here, for us all to enjoy! 

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

What every office needs . . . . .

[Katie77]

What every office needs . . . . .

Just what I need Kerry.........This one has nearly run out of ink.....

[Kerry]

        

[Kerry]

I had an appointment with the tax man today, to have my tax return compiled. Thankfully he's a lot closer than Sanji! 

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

Water ....

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I
Need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!

' OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for
about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the
ice cold water you need. Shalom.'

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours
later he staggered back, almost dead.
 


'Your mongrel brother won't let me in without a tie!'
 
 


 
 
 




 

[Kerry]

  Don't know if you saw on the news last Monday, Sue, that all of Sydney was in gridlock for hours because of an accident on the Harbour Bridge? I was caught in that massive traffic jam. It usually takes me about 20min to get to work most mornings. Last Monday, I left home at 7.15am and didn't get to work until just after 9am!    It was a shocking accident. A garbage truck somehow managed to flip-over on the Bridge at 6am.     I wasn't laughing at the time, but seeing your funny pic put it all in perspective for me and I finally managed to grin (at least) at last. 

[Kerry]