Pearls of Wisdom
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
* I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
* God must love stupid people; He made so many.
* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
* Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
* I have a Degree in the Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
* The trouble with life is there's no background music.