The Vagina Monologues

[Front-Ranger]

This is a common reaction when talking about one's vagina. You may sit.

[Front-Ranger]

This is a problem I've often wondered about. Why are men's vaginas given so much attention and thought to be so superior when they are hanging so vulnerably out in the open for anyone and anything to meddle with? Is it not clear that women are constructed in a superior manner by securing the jewellry where it can't be so easily harmed or stolen??

[Lumière]

Fascinating observation, Lee .. Do share more .. 

[Penthesilea]

This is a problem I've often wondered about. Why are men's vaginas given so much attention and thought to be so superior when they are hanging so vulnerably out in the open for anyone and anything to meddle with? Is it not clear that women are constructed in a superior manner by securing the jewellry where it can't be so easily harmed or stolen??

Thank you Lee, for speaking a truth of which I always thought I was the only person on the planet who recognized it.
And along the way you also resolved a mystery: Why do men always do this (second boy from the right):


They are afraid it's stolen! 

Sorry for the interruption of this thread. On with the vagina monologues.

[Front-Ranger]

That is a good theory, Chrissi! I've also wondered why men do that, it's so distracting! (Come to think of it, maybe that's why they do that!)

This is not an interruption, the whole purpose of the Vagina Monologues, IMO, is to get people talking about these things. And some of the monologues start out rather random, such as the treatise on moans or the discussion of, ahem, aromas, and it's amazing what they evolve into!

Since we're on the subject of sexual organs, here's a little Friday funny:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

[Lumière]

And along the way you also resolved a mystery: Why do men always do this (second boy from the right):

My oldest nephew is 17 and notorious for doing this! lol..
I can't seem to get him to stop grabbing his crotch every 5 minutes ..

[David In Indy]

My Mother always told me I might stunt my growth if I touched my vagina too often. Apparently I listened to her as I am now over 6 feet tall.

You won't win future races
With your hands in the wrong places.

[Front-Ranger]

Jack must have listened to his mama too, because he redlined it most swiftly and stood 6.0 same as Ennis.


I'm noticing how you are subtly turning the focus of the discussion towards your outie vagina! This is what always happens, d'you realize that ladies? It's time to take back our topic!!

[Lumière]

My Mother always told me I might stunt my growth if I touched my vagina too often.

 

[David In Indy]

Jack must have listened to his mama too, because he redlined it most swiftly and stood 6.0 same as Ennis.


I'm noticing how you are subtly turning the focus of the discussion towards your outie vagina! This is what always happens, d'you realize that ladies? It's time to take back our topic!!

<David hangs his head in shame as he slowly skulks his way off the stage and back into his chair>

I'm sorry. 

Please continue.