1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
The Playboy Mansion. What would I do with it? Turn it into the Playgirl Mansion.2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?
My ex boyfriend. And I already did it!3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
Nope. I don't get motion sickness.4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?
Absolutely!5. Do you live in your dream house?
No. Maybe someday.6. Which TV show character would you like to be?
Jeanie. ("I Dream of Jeanie")7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?
Archie Bunker ("All In the Family")8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?
Barked at the neighbor's dogs... while I was down on all fours.9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
I accidentally wore a red shirt to a funeral once. Another time I wore tennis shoes to a wedding, and I had a three piece suit on. By the time I noticed my mistake it was too late.10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Just how much do you and Jack really have in common. I'm dying to find out. Here's my address.11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Get your cute Aussie ass over here, pronto! I'll make dinner. No beans, I promise.12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
Who dropped you on your head when you were a baby? 13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?
Wow Melissa. These questions are really good. I'd send a text message to my ex lover Cody who died several years ago. I'd make sure he knew that I still loved him. (Well, you said we could send it to anybody!)14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?
Oh NO! Absolutely not!15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?
No. "Love" is to powerful of a word to play around with like that.16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?
High school was a nightmare for me. If I could go back, I'd probably try very hard to keep others from figuring out I was gay. (If that's even possible)17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?
I look in the mirror far more than I should. No, I don't like what I see every time, especially when it's the first thing I do in the morning.18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?
No. I won't let that happen.19. Who would you like to figure skate with?
Keanu Reeves. But I probably wouldn't do it. I would fall and break my ass if I ever tried to figure skate. I love watching it on television.20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?
Why are we here?This is one of the best questionnaires I have ever taken Melissa! Congratulations!
You should write some more for us! You're really good at it.