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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2007, 11:39:48 pm »
Q:  When Monroe finished carving the Thanksgiving turkey, what did he do with the electric knife.

A: Handed it back to Alma, who keeps it in her top dresser drawer to use during her "private time."


Q: When Jack and Ennis parted in Signal, why didn't Jack offer Ennis a ride?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2007, 04:05:09 am »
Q: When Jack and Ennis parted in Signal, why didn't Jack offer Ennis a ride?

A: He had only just so many rides in him or,... Ennis had done rode 'im out or,... Didn't have any rides left in 'im or,... He had hisself a headache ... well you get the picture

Q: Did Alma Jr. really understand when her daddy said he wouldn't be around ...
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2007, 04:48:44 pm »
Q: Did Alma Jr. really understand when her daddy said he wouldn't be around ...

A. Yes, she knew all about his philandering ways and trysts with Twist  :P

Q: What was it that Cassie said 'Girls don't fall in love with' to Ennis in the diner?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 04:53:56 pm »
Q: What was it that Cassie said 'Girls don't fall in love with' to Ennis in the diner?

A: Curly moustaches and disco dancers  ;D

Q: What song did Jack really sing by the river on Brokeback?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 05:03:11 pm »
Q: What song did Jack really sing by the river on Brokeback?

A: He was whistling to the tune of You Can't Sit Down by The Dovells ..  :P It was a smash back in '63!


Q:  Why did Jack grab Ennis' hand and place it on his ..ahem.. crotch?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2007, 05:25:07 pm »
Q:  Why did Jack grab Ennis' hand and place it on his ..ahem.. crotch?

A: Because he wanted to say, "Wakey, wakey, hands on snakey!"


Q: Ennis told Jack, "This ain't no rodeo, cowboy." So what was it really?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2007, 07:28:37 pm »
This wasnt no rodeo really, what was it?

   It was a cowboy round up, and Ennis was gonna be his dancing partner for the
square dancing tournament..


  Why did Jack say he could lend Ennis some money when they got back to Signal.?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2007, 01:30:59 am »
"Why did Jack say he could lend Ennis some money when they got back to Signal.?"

He knew he wouldn't be seeing Ennis in awhile so he told Ennis to buy some Chip n Dale dancers and have a good time.



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2007, 02:34:38 am »


                   When Alma saw Jack and Ennis Kissing, what did she really do?

                    She grabbed her purse, to get quarters for them to use the miracle massage bed at the
                    Siesta Motel



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2007, 05:24:35 pm »
Q. What did Jack and Ennis really do at the Siesta Motel?

A. Played cards, strip poker to be exact, and Ennis was really embarrassed when he lost.

Q. What did Ennis really think of Jack's rendition of Water Walkin Jesus?

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