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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2010, 06:11:23 pm »
Q.  Why was Jack so comfy with his boot in the fire?

A.  Because he had a wooden leg.



Q.  Why didn't the boys stem the tulip?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2010, 06:14:09 pm »
Q.  Why didn't the boys stem the tulip?

A. Cause tulips blossom early in spring, before they went up on Brokeback

Q. why didn't the coyote eat the whole sheap?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #112 on: January 20, 2010, 06:24:26 pm »
Q. why didn't the coyote eat the whole sheap?

A. He was full from all the spuds and powdered milk.



Q. What sin had Ennis not had the opportunity to commit?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2010, 06:45:58 pm »
Q. What sin had Ennis not had the opportunity to commit?

A.  Wearing white shoes after Labor Day.




Q.  What did Jack and the prostitute say besides Senor?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2010, 07:58:01 pm »

Q.  What did Jack and the prostitute say besides Senor?

A.  Ay Papi!

Q.  How many sororities did Lureen pledge to?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #115 on: January 20, 2010, 10:40:30 pm »



   
Q.  What did Jack and the prostitute say besides Senor?

A.  Ay Papi!

Q.  How many sororities did Lureen pledge to

A.  Just the one.  She was always in a hurry.

Q.  Why did Alma not say anything about "The Kiss?"



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #116 on: January 20, 2010, 11:01:27 pm »
Q.  Why did Alma not say anything about "The Kiss?"

A.  She thought it was CPR.



Q.  What's up with Fayette anyway?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #117 on: January 21, 2010, 01:52:26 pm »
Q.  What's up with Fayette anyway?

A. She is getting her hair set for the Daughters of the Alamo meeting.

Q. Just what is "Stemming the Rose" anyway?
"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #118 on: January 21, 2010, 01:56:05 pm »
Q. Just what is "Stemming the Rose" anyway?

A.  Ask Morticia: 



Q.  Why wasn't Ennis the marryin' kind?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #119 on: January 21, 2010, 02:49:24 pm »
Q.  Why wasn't Ennis the marryin' kind?

A. Because marriage is meant for one man and one woman to make any number of bablies and what Ennis liked to do didn't make too many babies.

Q. Where did Jack get the weed from?
"It was only you in my life, and it will always be only you, Jack, I swear."