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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #160 on: January 31, 2010, 01:46:35 pm »
Q. Why did Jack wash Ennis´s shirt?

A.  'Cuz his aim was bad.



Q.  Why didn't Ennis wear any drawers?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #161 on: January 31, 2010, 02:54:32 pm »
Q.  Why didn't Ennis wear any drawers?

A. Because he only liked wearing fancy drapers

Q. Why did Ennis live in Wyoming, when he could have lived in cold Sweden?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #162 on: January 31, 2010, 05:08:55 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis live in Wyoming, when he could have lived in cold Sweden?


A. He doesn't particularly care for herring, or naked women all over the place


Q. Why did Fayette and LD bring two boxes of fomula, when Lureen had two breasts of her own?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #163 on: January 31, 2010, 06:28:08 pm »
Q. Why did Fayette and LD bring two boxes of fomula, when Lureen had two breasts of her own?

A. Both had eyesight problems, so instead of getting the cola they got the fomula. And that Lureen were there aint something they saw

Q. What will brokeback mountain 2 be about?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #164 on: January 31, 2010, 08:55:48 pm »
 



Q. What will brokeback mountain 2 be about?

A. About one hour and twenty minutes.

Q. What is going to happen to all the fishing gear, since they dont, go up there to not fish anymore?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #165 on: February 01, 2010, 03:04:14 am »
Q. What is going to happen to all the fishing gear, since they dont, go up there to not fish anymore?

A. Ennis sold it on Ebay: "Unused fishing gear. Perfect excuse for your wife whenenver you want to have great gay sex on a mountain. Brand new: now comes with a 10$ Walmart coupon to buy some fish on your way home."


Q. Who else was in the family plot?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #166 on: February 01, 2010, 07:26:55 am »
Q. Who else was in the family plot?

A. The postman. The blue-eyed postman.




Q.Why did Aguirre pick Brokeback Mountain for his sheep to graze on?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #167 on: February 01, 2010, 08:06:30 am »
Q. Why did Aguirre pick Brokeback Mountain for his sheep to graze on?

A.  Because it makes a good title for a short story and movie.

Q.  What did Monroe do with all those peanuts on the floor?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #168 on: February 01, 2010, 09:45:19 am »
Q. What did Monroe do with all those peanuts on the floor?

A. he wanted to try something different, because he were sick of taking pills

Q. What did Monroe say when he saw Ennis and Jack kissing?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #169 on: February 01, 2010, 10:16:37 am »
(Monroe saw them kissing?  :o Now we're really far out there, but that's ok :laugh:)


Q. What did Monroe say when he saw Ennis and Jack kissing?

A. He took out his lil rainbow flag and asked about a threesome.
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Q. Who is Steve?