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Offline Sophia

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #190 on: February 02, 2010, 02:39:00 pm »
Q. How can Randall stand LaShawn's constant talking?

A. wait a moment, I will go and ask my next door neighbours

Q. How can Jack stand Randall personality?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #191 on: February 02, 2010, 02:42:16 pm »


Q. How can Jack stand Randall personality?
A. You dont have to talk durin "fishing trips"




Q. What happened to Randall after Jack´s death?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #192 on: February 02, 2010, 02:47:17 pm »
Q. What happened to Randall after Jack´s death?


A. He had to spend every damn weekend listening to LaShawn.


Q. Why is Bobby left handed?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #193 on: February 03, 2010, 01:12:30 pm »

Q. Why is Bobby left handed?


A.  His right hand was much smaller than his left. He was born like that.


Q. Did Ennis' folks really just stop at Ennis?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #194 on: February 03, 2010, 01:37:29 pm »
Q. Did Ennis' folks really just stop at Ennis?

A.  Yes, his name was just Ennis.  When Jack asked him, he panicked, and read "del Mar's taco stand" off a bumper sticker on Aguirre's car.



Q. What did the Jack's truck do to deserve getting kicked?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #195 on: February 03, 2010, 01:50:59 pm »
Q. What did the Jack's truck do to deserve getting kicked?


A. It refused to look like a Cadillac so Jack could show off with it.


Q. What was the real reason why Alma wanted to move to town?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #196 on: February 04, 2010, 04:19:27 pm »
Q. What was the real reason why Alma wanted to move to town?

A. Because the Chippendale's were giving a performance in Riverton at least twice a year.

Q. Why did OMT know where Brokeback Mountain is, but Linda Higgins didn't?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #197 on: February 04, 2010, 04:31:26 pm »
Q. Why did OMT know where Brokeback Mountain is, but Linda Higgins didn't


A. Cuz when OMT was 19, he was herding sheep on Brokeback with a guy named Dennis. Them was good friends....


Q. Why do women powder their nose right before they go home and go to bed?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #198 on: February 05, 2010, 02:13:19 pm »
Q. Why do women powder their nose right before they go home and go to bed?

A.  To give the men time to plan their fishing trips.

Q.  How did Ennis get the broken nose that healed crooked?
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #199 on: February 05, 2010, 03:59:02 pm »

Q. Why do women powder their nose right before they go home and go to bed?

A.  He got it when he was kicked in the face, castratin' a calf.

Q.  Is that 'helfire and brimstone" crowd fun at parites?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!