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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #240 on: February 10, 2010, 07:13:38 pm »
Q.  Whatever happened with Kurt?


A. He got tired of working at the oil field, and applied for a job at the power company where he immediately got electrocuted, leaving Junior with 5 little asthmatic children and no money, why she took Ennis in as a baby sitter while she got herself a job up on Swill Swallow Mountain as a sheep herderess with a woman by the name of Jackie, who had dark eyes and blue hair and after a couple of weeks on the mountain they considerably deepened their friendship during a cold ass night in the tent after shooting a Basque that got scared by a sheep while he was looking for his lost bean cans scattered by an elk, and no milk or powdered spuds in the world could make up for the loss of a Chilean bear that noone ever found albeit searching the mountain with binoculars before the snow came, while the hippies camping on the mountain all used their shirts to wipe off the blood that was shed when they cut themselves with the potato peeling knife because they weren't paying attention to what they were doing while a man named Aguirre was showing off his nudity while jumping in the river, and drowned.

That's what happened with Kurt.

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Q. Who invited LaShawn to this thread?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #241 on: February 10, 2010, 11:30:14 pm »
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A.  Cappa Phi, because she got booted from Tri Delt, and they recommended Bettermost, Wrong Answer game.


Q.  Where did those Texas rednecks get their idea about Jack's trying to ride the bulls.



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #242 on: February 12, 2010, 04:04:42 pm »
Q.  Where did those Texas rednecks get their idea about Jack's trying to ride the bulls.

A.  From LaShawn - that lively gal gets around!

Q.  Why was Jack able to drive the tractor with no hands?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #243 on: February 12, 2010, 04:14:14 pm »
Q.  Why was Jack able to drive the tractor with no hands?

A. He had tied his reins to the wheel.


Q. Why on earth did Alma want to move to the laundromat apartment, when moving is such a major strain??



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #244 on: February 12, 2010, 04:38:52 pm »

Q. Why on earth did Alma want to move to the laundromat apartment, when moving is such a major strain??

A. She caught the same compulsive laundering virus as Old Man Twist had (it was going around Wyoming) and wanted to steal downstairs and launder in the middle of the night.

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Q. Why was the scene where Jack and Ennis rescued the drowning hippies deleted?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #245 on: February 12, 2010, 06:42:39 pm »
Q. Why was the scene where Jack and Ennis rescued the drowning hippies deleted.


A. Because they were concerned about the bad influence it could have on the audience, they might all want to become hippies and smoke pot in a pink Volkswagen painted with flowers. Highly immoral.


Q. Why was the ranch lonesome?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #246 on: February 13, 2010, 06:32:19 pm »



Q. Why was the ranch lonesome?

A.  It was gay, and the nearest other ranch around was hetero.

Q.  Where did Aguirre get that watch he threw to Ennis for herding?



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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #247 on: February 13, 2010, 06:42:01 pm »
Q.  Where did Aguirre get that watch he threw to Ennis for herding?

A.




Q. How did Lightning Flat receive its name?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #248 on: February 13, 2010, 06:55:07 pm »
Q. How did Lightning Flat receive its name?



A.  That place is so electrifying!




Q.  How did Childress get its name?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #249 on: February 14, 2010, 05:16:34 pm »
Q.  How did Childress get its name?

A. Someone came to this deserted place, in middle of nowhere, and suddenly there came a chill from the hill above. The man shivered and the womens dress raised. She said, here we will stay, and the man said with his crooked smile lets call it Chilllllldressss....... 

Q. How did Riverton get its name?