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Offline zephaniah

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #450 on: September 09, 2010, 12:13:46 pm »
Q.  Why did they all smoke so much?

A.  ...didn't use enough lubricant.

Q. Who did they call to haul all their ashes?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #451 on: September 09, 2010, 12:18:53 pm »


Q. Who did they call to haul all their ashes?

A. Ennis: Who we gonna call?
    Jack: Ghostbusters!



Q. how come the Twist ranch was painted white?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #452 on: September 09, 2010, 04:36:18 pm »
Q. how come the Twist ranch was painted white?

A.  Cuz the Lightning Flat Homo Depot was out of chartreuse.



Q.  Did Jack shop at Ikea?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #453 on: September 09, 2010, 04:39:47 pm »
Q.  Did Jack shop at Ikea?


A. No he didn't. They don't accept Texan currency.


Q. Why didn't they eat herring on the mountain?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #454 on: September 09, 2010, 04:44:01 pm »
Q. Why didn't they eat herring on the mountain?

A.  Cuz herring are real hard to pack.



Q.  What's the best sauce for elk?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #455 on: September 09, 2010, 04:47:24 pm »
Q.  What's the best sauce for elk?


A.  A bechamelk sauce.


Q. What did Ennis do with the coyote he shot?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #456 on: September 09, 2010, 04:50:31 pm »
Q. What did Ennis do with the coyote he shot?

A.  He made an apple pie.



Q.  If bechamelk sauce is for elk, and bearnaise sauce is for bears, what do you use for beans?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #457 on: September 09, 2010, 05:01:05 pm »
Q.  If bechamelk sauce is for elk, and bearnaise sauce is for bears, what do you use for beans?


A. Don't know. You'll have to ask Mr Bean.


Q.  Who taught Ennis how to cook?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #458 on: September 09, 2010, 05:05:10 pm »
Q.  Who taught Ennis how to cook?

A.  Chef Boyardee.




Q.  What did Jack use to remove the sheep's thorn?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #459 on: September 09, 2010, 05:09:28 pm »
Q.  What did Jack use to remove the sheep's thorn?


A. The latest version of the Remove-A-Thorn-App.



Q. Why didn't the Chilean herders help untangle the sheep?
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