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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #480 on: September 18, 2010, 04:06:27 am »
Q. what would Old Man Twist google?


A. What's 'paternal love'?



Q. What would Ma Twist google?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #481 on: September 18, 2010, 04:07:28 am »
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A. "ten signs your man is cheating and oh by the way I think this google thing is way overated and when I was in high school we did just fine without it so that´s that and by the way can I buy hair products on this thing??


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #482 on: September 18, 2010, 10:12:12 am »
Q. what would Old Man Twist google?

A.  How to enter the national spitting contest.


Q.  What would Ma Twist google?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #483 on: September 18, 2010, 10:25:11 am »


Q.  What would Ma Twist google?

A. How do committ the perfect murder

Q. What would have happened if Alma and Lureen would have met?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #484 on: September 18, 2010, 11:19:55 am »
Q. What would have happened if Alma and Lureen would have met?


A. they would immediately have taken off on a fishing trip


Q.  who hated Jack the most; LD or OMT?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #485 on: September 20, 2010, 07:58:15 am »
Q.  who hated Jack the most; LD or OMT?

A.  that answer will be settled in HBO - Homophobe Belittling Olympics.

Q.  What the hell did OMT do on Brokeback Mountain?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #486 on: September 20, 2010, 04:29:59 pm »
Q.  What the hell did OMT do on Brokeback Mountain?


A. he was looking for the handle on the coffepot.


Q. how come Lureen gets blonder and blonder all the time?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #487 on: September 22, 2010, 08:14:46 am »
Q. how come Lureen gets blonder and blonder all the time?

A. she is a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.

Q. why does Lureen let the old ranchers in her office get away with calling Jack a 'pissant?'

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #488 on: September 23, 2010, 10:27:07 am »
Q. why does Lureen let the old ranchers in her office get away with calling Jack a 'pissant?'

A. head-deep in her calculator, she though they were saying, 'best saint,' and didn't want to contradict her good opinion of him.

Q.  How many Basques does it take to tie a diamond hitch?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #489 on: September 23, 2010, 03:56:22 pm »
We announce a break in the BBM Wrong Answer Game for an important question:


WHAT THE HELL IS A DIAMOND HITCH??


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