BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[Sason]

Q. what would Old Man Twist google?


A. What's 'paternal love'?



Q. What would Ma Twist google?

[Sason]

A. "ten signs your man is cheating and oh by the way I think this google thing is way overated and when I was in high school we did just fine without it so that´s that and by the way can I buy hair products on this thing??

 

[southendmd]

Q. what would Old Man Twist google?

A.  How to enter the national spitting contest.


Q.  What would Ma Twist google?

[Monika]

Q.  What would Ma Twist google?

A. How do committ the perfect murder

Q. What would have happened if Alma and Lureen would have met?

[Sason]

Q. What would have happened if Alma and Lureen would have met?


A. they would immediately have taken off on a fishing trip


Q.  who hated Jack the most; LD or OMT?

[zephaniah]

Q.  who hated Jack the most; LD or OMT?

A.  that answer will be settled in HBO - Homophobe Belittling Olympics.

Q.  What the hell did OMT do on Brokeback Mountain?

[Sason]

Q.  What the hell did OMT do on Brokeback Mountain?


A. he was looking for the handle on the coffepot.


Q. how come Lureen gets blonder and blonder all the time?

[zephaniah]

Q. how come Lureen gets blonder and blonder all the time?

A. she is a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.

Q. why does Lureen let the old ranchers in her office get away with calling Jack a 'pissant?'

[zephaniah]

Q. why does Lureen let the old ranchers in her office get away with calling Jack a 'pissant?'

A. head-deep in her calculator, she though they were saying, 'best saint,' and didn't want to contradict her good opinion of him.

Q.  How many Basques does it take to tie a diamond hitch?

[Sason]

We announce a break in the BBM Wrong Answer Game for an important question:


WHAT THE HELL IS A DIAMOND HITCH??