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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #540 on: October 25, 2010, 12:32:51 pm »
Q. Why did the Basque hate the diamond hitch?

A.  Because he got hitched without getting a diamond.


Q.  So, who married the Basque?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #541 on: October 25, 2010, 02:09:54 pm »
Q.  So, who married the Basque?

A. The Sombrero



Q. What was the Basque´s secret dream?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #542 on: October 25, 2010, 03:32:19 pm »
Q. What was the Basque´s secret dream?

A.  To go to Basque-in Robbins for bean-flavored ice cream.



Q.  Why was Jack's aim so bad?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #543 on: October 25, 2010, 03:34:30 pm »
Q.  Why was Jack's aim so bad?

A. Cause he wasn´t straight



Q. Why did Jack wear an eagle feather in his hat band?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #544 on: October 25, 2010, 03:38:07 pm »
Q. Why did Jack wear an eagle feather in his hat band?

A.  Because the peacock feather was too big.



Q.  Why didn't Ennis wear underwear?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #545 on: October 25, 2010, 03:40:00 pm »

Q.  Why didn't Ennis wear underwear?

A. Because "wear" rhymes with "queer"



Q. Why didn´t Ennis wear socks?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #546 on: October 25, 2010, 03:56:19 pm »
Q. Why didn´t Ennis wear socks?

A.  Cuz he did (in the film).


Q.  Did Jack wear underwear?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #547 on: October 25, 2010, 04:29:28 pm »
Q.  Did Jack wear underwear?


A. No, coz he didn't know under where to wear underwear.


Q  Isn't that weird?

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #548 on: October 26, 2010, 03:24:52 pm »
Q  Isn't that weird?

A.  Unlike some other demonstrative adjectives and adverbs, that's actually OK in this instance - maybe a little mixed, but that's in the right place here, anyway.

Q.  Was Lureen ever in danger of succumbing to peroxide fumes?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #549 on: October 27, 2010, 08:03:59 am »
Q.  Was Lureen ever in danger of succumbing to peroxide fumes?

A.  No - everything in Texas blows hard.

Q.  Since Lureen was so involved in the business, why didn't she have her nails done in a salon?