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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #550 on: October 27, 2010, 10:10:33 am »
Q.  Since Lureen was so involved in the business, why didn't she have her nails done in a salon?

A. Actually, Jack did her nails, and his aim ain't so good.


Q.  Whatever happened to LD?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #551 on: October 27, 2010, 10:37:14 am »



Q.  Whatever happened to LD?


A. He became a huge movie star


Q. Why didn´t LD like Jack?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #552 on: October 27, 2010, 11:28:43 am »
Q. Why didn´t LD like Jack?

A. Jack had only one favorite movie star, and it wasn't LD.

Q. Why didn't Randall take LaShawn to the croppie house?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #553 on: October 27, 2010, 12:10:29 pm »
Q. Why didn't Randall take LaShawn to the croppie house?

A.  Lashawn is allergic to water.


Q.  What does LD stand for?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #554 on: October 27, 2010, 12:40:39 pm »
Q.  What does LD stand for?

A. Lotsa Dough

Q. Why did Mrs. Twist only use one cherry in her cherry cake?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #555 on: October 27, 2010, 01:57:26 pm »
Q. Why did Mrs. Twist only use one cherry in her cherry cake?

A.  'Cuz she saves them for her nightly Manhattans.


Q.  Why did Ma Twist iron-crease Jack's jeans?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #556 on: October 27, 2010, 03:10:20 pm »
Q.  Why did Ma Twist iron-crease Jack's jeans?

A.  Them sheep are gettin' mighty critical.  And cute.

Q.  Why did Ennis keep his life savings in a coffee can?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #557 on: October 27, 2010, 03:48:43 pm »
Q.  Why did Ennis keep his life savings in a coffee can?


A. Coz he didn't have no teapot.


Q. Who did KE marry?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #558 on: October 28, 2010, 02:31:29 pm »
Q.  Who did KE marry?

A.  KE and his roughneck boyfriend moved to Massachusetts two or three years ago and got married on Cape Cod.  It was a lovely ceremony, cake with two grooms, reception with twenty-five...

Q.  Whatever happened to Jenny?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #559 on: October 28, 2010, 05:48:01 pm »

Q.  Whatever happened to Jenny?

A. She won American Idol



Q. What did Ennis watch on TV?