BBM Wrong Answer Game!

[Monika]

Q is wyomingish related to english?
A. No, it´s a mix of Swedish and Hebrew.


Q. Why did Jack drop out of high school?

[Sason]

Q. Why did Jack drop out of high school?


A Noone in school understood what he was saying in his mix of Swedish and Hebrew.


Q. What's the weather gonna be like in Stockholm this weekend?  ooops..... sorry, wrong question....    What did Ennis do with the coffee can when he'd used all the money?
         

[zephaniah]

Q.  What did Ennis do with the coffee can when he'd used all the money?

A.  He shook it!

Q.  What did Ennis like more of, elk venison or salt?

[Sason]

Q.  What did Ennis like more of, elk venison or salt?


A  Neither. He only liked beans.


Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?

[Monika]

Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?
A. Because Old Man Twist use to bathe in beans. Said it was good for his skin


Q. Why did Ennis like beans?

[Sason]

Q. Why did Ennis like beans?


A. Coz he was anxious to keep his skin smooth and moist.


Q.  Why didn't Mr Bean bring the beans instead of the Basque?

[Sophia]

Q.  Why didn't Mr Bean bring the beans instead of the Basque?

A. Rowan Atkinson were on holiday

Q. Why didn´t Ennis use viagra?

[zephaniah]

Q. Why didn´t Ennis use viagra?

A.  He heard it would give him a woody and he knew that wood burns.

Q.  Where did Jack learn his rope tricks?

[Sason]

Q.  Where did Jack learn his rope tricks?


A.  In India, where rope tricks have been practiced for thousands of years.
     Snake charming too, but he didn't learn that because he played the flute
     just as bad as he played the harmonica.


Q  Where did Jack and Lureen buy those hideous purple chairs?

[Monika]

Q  Where did Jack and Lureen buy those hideous purple chairs?

A. At Hugh Hefner´s garage sale


Q. What would Ennis and Jack have done in Denver?