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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #600 on: November 11, 2010, 05:06:13 pm »


Q is wyomingish related to english?
A. No, it´s a mix of Swedish and Hebrew.


Q. Why did Jack drop out of high school?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #601 on: November 11, 2010, 05:15:24 pm »
Q. Why did Jack drop out of high school?


A Noone in school understood what he was saying in his mix of Swedish and Hebrew.


Q. What's the weather gonna be like in Stockholm this weekend?  ooops..... sorry, wrong question....  ;D  What did Ennis do with the coffee can when he'd used all the money?
         

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #602 on: November 12, 2010, 09:38:55 am »
Q.  What did Ennis do with the coffee can when he'd used all the money?

A.  He shook it!

Q.  What did Ennis like more of, elk venison or salt?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #603 on: November 15, 2010, 06:35:36 pm »
Q.  What did Ennis like more of, elk venison or salt?


A  Neither. He only liked beans.


Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #604 on: November 15, 2010, 06:42:53 pm »


Q  Why didn't Jack like beans?
A. Because Old Man Twist use to bathe in beans. Said it was good for his skin


Q. Why did Ennis like beans?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #605 on: November 15, 2010, 06:45:49 pm »
Q. Why did Ennis like beans?


A. Coz he was anxious to keep his skin smooth and moist.


Q.  Why didn't Mr Bean bring the beans instead of the Basque?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #606 on: November 15, 2010, 07:24:19 pm »




Q.  Why didn't Mr Bean bring the beans instead of the Basque?

A. Rowan Atkinson were on holiday

Q. Why didn´t Ennis use viagra?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #607 on: November 16, 2010, 09:46:50 am »
Q. Why didn´t Ennis use viagra?

A.  He heard it would give him a woody and he knew that wood burns.

Q.  Where did Jack learn his rope tricks?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #608 on: November 16, 2010, 05:20:10 pm »
Q.  Where did Jack learn his rope tricks?


A.  In India, where rope tricks have been practiced for thousands of years.
     Snake charming too, but he didn't learn that because he played the flute
     just as bad as he played the harmonica.


Q  Where did Jack and Lureen buy those hideous purple chairs?


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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #609 on: November 16, 2010, 05:22:03 pm »

Q  Where did Jack and Lureen buy those hideous purple chairs?

A. At Hugh Hefner´s garage sale


Q. What would Ennis and Jack have done in Denver?