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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #630 on: November 22, 2010, 03:17:29 pm »

Q.  How many beans are there in a typical can of Bettermost?
A. OK I´ve counted! It was 322. Better go wash my hands now...



Q. What would Ennis make of Homer Simpson?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #631 on: November 22, 2010, 03:19:42 pm »
Q. What would Ennis make of Homer Simpson


A. A dumbass male.


Q. Why didn't they fish on their fishing trips?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #632 on: November 22, 2010, 03:26:41 pm »


Q. Why didn't they fish on their fishing trips?
A. Cause once when Ennis was but 9 years old his father took him to see a dead fish in ditch.It was very traumatic.



Q. Why did Randall grow a beard?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #633 on: November 22, 2010, 03:32:50 pm »
Q. Why did Randall grow a beard?


A. He preferred a silent beard, in addition to the yakety-yaking one he already had


Q. Why did LaShawn chatter non stop?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #634 on: November 22, 2010, 03:53:23 pm »
Q. Why did LaShawn chatter non stop?

A.  She had the same problem my cousin Karen did - she was vaccinated with a phonegraph needle.

Q.  Why did such a world-class cinematographer as Sr. Pietro wind up hustling tricks in any alley in a border town?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #635 on: November 22, 2010, 04:12:05 pm »
Q.  Why did such a world-class cinematographer as Sr. Pietro wind up hustling tricks in any alley in a border town?


A. He never learnt how to spell "cinematographer", so he needed to find another way to make a living.


Q. Why did Alma want to move to town?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #636 on: November 24, 2010, 11:28:17 am »
Q. Why did Alma want to move to town?

A.  She was an elitist and had watched too many episodes of Green Acres.

Q.  Why did they kill Jack so abruptly in BBM?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #637 on: November 24, 2010, 04:50:49 pm »
Q.  Why did they kill Jack so abruptly in BBM?

A.   because of his bad breath.


Q.  Why didn't Ennis bring the girls to Alma's parents for babysitting when he had to work on the ranch?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #638 on: November 26, 2010, 07:23:39 am »

Q.  Why didn't Ennis bring the girls to Alma's parents for babysitting when he had to work on the ranch?
A. Cause Alma had been adopted and raised by a gay couple


Q. What did Ennis buy Jack for Christmas?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #639 on: November 26, 2010, 04:15:47 pm »
Q. What did Ennis buy Jack for Christmas?


A. a nice closet for his blue parka, made of jacaranda.


Q. what did Jack buy Ennis for xmas?

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