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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2010, 09:51:51 pm »
Q.  What is in Ma Twist's cherry cake?

A.  Sara Lee.

Q.  Why did OMT spit into his coffee cup?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2010, 10:10:41 pm »
Q.  Why did OMT spit into his coffee cup?

A.  Because Ma Twist had shut her mouth.


Q.  Why couldn't Ennis eat no cake?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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BBM Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2010, 10:15:55 pm »
Q.  Why couldn't Ennis eat no cake?

A.  Because he had a happy meal in the car on the way to Lightning Flat.

Q.  Did Jack's moustache tickle?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2010, 10:43:23 pm »
Q.  Did Jack's moustache tickle?

A.  Ask Ennis' pickle.


Q.  Was Bobby really  bitchy?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2010, 10:48:49 pm »
Q.  Was Bobby really  bitchy?

A.  Do you really have to ask?


Q.  Who taught Ennis to dance?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2010, 11:47:52 pm »
Q. Who taught Ennis to dance?

A. Twyla Tharp, but Ennis skipped a lot of classes.


Q. Lureen: Does she or doesn't she?




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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2010, 01:46:14 am »
Q. Lureen: Does she or doesn't she?

A. She doesn't. Her hair color is all natural.

Q. Why did Mrs Twist marry OMT?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #87 on: January 20, 2010, 02:30:20 am »

Q. Did Cassie and Karl end up together?

A. Hell no, Girls don't fall in love with fun!

Q. Why don't Texans drink coffee?
Too much to do. . .I don't have time to get old!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #88 on: January 20, 2010, 06:43:42 am »


Q. Why did Mrs Twist marry OMT?

A.  Somebody had to, so Jack could be born.

Q.  Where was Jack's blue parka?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #89 on: January 20, 2010, 09:22:11 am »
Q. Why don't Texans drink coffee?

A. Because it doesn't contain alcohol.




Q.  Where was Jack's blue parka?

A. Hanging in Ennis' closet, inside Ennis' tan parka.



Q. Why hadn't Ennis spoken much for a year?