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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 12:39:14 pm »
Mandy says......
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 12:40:52 pm »
Sheyne wishes...........
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 12:46:24 pm »
Brandon imagines................
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 12:47:52 pm »
David is......................
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2006, 12:50:53 pm »
 :laugh: Ray you never cease to make me chuckle!  Those are so.....creative! LOL  ::)

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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2006, 01:29:19 pm »
Vic wishes us.....................
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2006, 01:47:25 pm »
Oh my Jake!! ROFL! Those are HILARIOUS!!!  :laugh:

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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2006, 01:54:17 pm »
hehehhheeee
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2006, 01:56:20 pm »
Shugs adds..........................
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2006, 02:07:13 pm »
And then there's del!
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2006, 04:12:12 pm »
Ray, quand même, ohhhhh! :o  Is this what you study at Brisbane school of art? ...Labia?
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2006, 05:36:04 pm »
Ray,  you'll have to switch mine with Shugs for accuracy!    LOL

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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2006, 08:17:31 pm »
Your wish is my command leather boy!
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 08:34:55 pm »
Thanks Ray!   Now I have my uh,  turtleneck!   LOL   

The Goatee wasn't me!   LOL

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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2006, 08:40:54 am »
Sheyne wishes...........

Ray, I'm so impressed you got my eye colour correct. Never underestimate the attention to detail of a gay man... Now if you could have a quiet word to your straight compadres...  :-\

As for the old part...Sheyne goes through her range of emotional responses:  :o   ???    :-\   :(   :'(   >:(  Chuck Norris has got nothing on my flying roundhouse kick, buddy. Look out...  :-X  ;)  :)  ;D   :laugh:

Very creative. I gotta ask where did the inspiration for these come from??

And how on earth do you know the... uhhh... "in's" and errr.. "out's" of a woman's anatomy??? lol
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (unofficial)
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2006, 10:00:24 am »
Sheyne, I was really wondering the same about Ray's knowledge of female anatomy... We gotta wonder how gay a gay man really is. In Australia, that is! ;)
And about your signature... Who told you this was a French proverb (sorry, never heard it before  ???)
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2006, 05:52:18 pm »
Heheheehe.  In 1999 I was at a party where a conversation revolved around men and how when they only remember birthdays if it would to get them laid.  As a joke I sketched up a couple of cartoons on the spot and immediately all the participants in the conversation started ordering copies to give to people they thought fitted the charge.  I ended up launching a line of hand made adult greeting cards that were stocked in three Australian cities, but demand was so great I couldn't keep up with production and the line only lasted a year.  I posted them on here as a bit of silliness.  I hope no one was offended.., it is, after all the "Anything goes" thread.

As for my knowledge of female anotomy, although in my 'trying to cure myself of the curse days' and I was engaged to be married twice, (remember I didn't come outuntil 25yo), my true education of the 'front bottom' came out of my 12 years of Nursing, in which time I worked largely in operating theatres and maternity. 

Trust me, I've seen the full range of emotions where vaginas are concerned!
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (Unsanctioned Silliness)
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2006, 06:38:47 pm »

That is too funny, Ray.... they are really clever...  And sorry, I should have remembered you also had your Jack/Lureen & Ennis/Alma days.... lol..

Isabelle, as a French native, you'd know far more than me..  I actually got that quote from a university professor who would take to putting up conversation-starting cartoon drawings on the projector before his lectures.  He had this one picture where two donkeys were clumsily trying to negotiate a waltz, with one donkey stepping one of its hooves onto the others and both their faces were quite embarrassed and shy with those cute "falling in love" smiles on their faces...  the caption read "love teaches even asses to dance".. This professor directed our attention to the cartoon and asked if anyone had heard the saying before... no-one had - and he told us it was a French proverb.  I wrote it down straight away and I've always loved it... but if you've never heard it before, then I'm willing to suppose his information may be incorrect!!! lol..  He was a bit of an ass himself. I actually wrote it down, in part, because it was probably the most interesting and insightful thing he said in nearly five years!!!  ;D  I guess its the teacher in me that makes me very keen to capture everybody's best moments for them!!!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (Unsanctioned Silliness)
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2006, 06:51:34 pm »

  I guess its the teacher in me that makes me very keen to capture everybody's best moments for them!!!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OK, I'm a teacher too, what do you teach? I teach English.
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Re: Greeting Cards from the "anything goes" team! (Unsanctioned Silliness)
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2006, 07:23:02 pm »

I teach primary school, so pretty much every subject. I'm in a grade 1/2 class at the moment.. and its a wonderful age to teach, they are just beautiful..
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I teach primary school, so pretty much every subject. I'm in a grade 1/2 class at the moment.. and its a wonderful age to teach, they are just beautiful..

That's great. The only age level that I did not teach in public school when I was a teacher was kindergarten. My elementary class subjects were "arts and crafts" at Norwich, Kansas. The regular 1st grade teacher said one time after a girl talked about seeing a calf being born on the farm, "You learn something new every day." But, the teacher was also a farmer's wife. It was funny how the girl described what she saw.


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Great one! Where is this really??
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