Hey, David, didn't you have an Attack of the 17-Year Cicadas a few years back in Indy? Or was that more in Cincinnati and Dayton? My brother lives in Dayton, and he said the sidewacks and roads were covered with them. You couldn't walk outside without stepping on several, even if you tried not to. Ewwwww.
Right now in South Florida, the "love bugs" are mating. So when you drive anywhere on the Turnpike for any length of time, your windshield becomes littered with black and red. Ugh. But then again, as my Dad says, "As bad as that is for you, consider how bad their day just got."