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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2006, 08:54:01 pm »

Q: Why did Aguirre say that those guys stemmed the rose when he never saw them with rose blossoms?

A  :Joe just thought that was what the boys were calling it these days. In his hay day,
they used to have "husking the corn' partys.


Q :Why did'nt Monroe care about the nuts?
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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2006, 09:55:13 pm »
Q: Why did Aguirre say that those guys stemmed the rose when he never saw them with rose blossoms?

A  :Joe just thought that was what the boys were calling it these days. In his hay day,
they used to have "husking the corn' partys.


Q :Why did'nt Monroe care about the nuts?

[An aside here: Oh, where I come from, if rural guys had anal sex, they called it "corn-hole-in'." Part of that expression comes from the fact that guys used the corn cobs for butt wipes instead of toilet paper. The expression to "stem the rose" has no connection with sex in the first place; it is related to goofing off, or just wasting time on unimportant things when there are more important things which need to be done.]

A: to above, Monroe was more interested in "Mother's Cookies." (Mother's is a real brand)

Q: Speaking of nuts in glass jars, how did those broken jars get back together with no cracks upon them and look like they had never fallen off the shelf in the first place?

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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 10:21:58 pm »
Geez TJ your a real serious dude!

Q: Speaking of nuts in glass jars, how did those broken jars get back together with no cracks upon them and look like they had never fallen off the shelf in the first place

A   ummm. .Because they were Monroes ''Party Nuts" They were probley back up for 'LAST CALL!!"


Q: What did the boys do for lunch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 11:03:29 pm »
Q: What did the boys do for lunch?

A:They ate a can of Bettermost beans with the little weiners in them singing to themselves..."one is the lonliest number that you ever knew,'

Q: Why did'nt Jack offer Ennis a ride?

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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 06:52:00 pm »
Q: Why did'nt Jack offer Ennis a ride?

A: well  poor Jack was all riden out by that point. Remember, It took him 4 years to recover!

Q: what else did Ennis have in that paper bag?
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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 04:35:23 am »
Q: what else did Ennis have in that paper bag?

A: that piece of Cherry cake he couldn't eat just yet.

Q: Why does Aguirre chew on that tooth pick all the time?
« Last Edit: May 05, 2006, 03:18:49 pm by vkm91941 »

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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2006, 06:16:52 am »
Q: Why does Aguirre chew on that tooth pick all the time?

A: He's on a diet - tring to cut down from chewing on twiggs.

Q: Still want to know "How many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?"
« Last Edit: May 05, 2006, 03:52:15 pm by Roland »
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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2006, 08:04:26 am »
Q: What did the wives think of Jack and Ennis' affair?

fishing trips can be hazardous to your marriage !

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Re: Ask a stupid question - Get a stupid answer
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2006, 03:08:23 pm »
Still want to know "How many cans of beans can a cowboy eat?"

A: How ever many it takes to be able to' toot' out the tune of 'Home on the range"

Q:What does old man twist do when hes not sitting at the table staring?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2006, 01:14:00 pm »
Q:What does old man twist do when hes not sitting at the table staring?

A: Not surprisingly, little is known of Mr. Twist's private life.  However he is known in a tight circle of immediate relatives, as the Domestic Diva of his time.  Yes, while
other ranchers and farmers are tending to their land, Mr. Twist can be seen sweeping the floors and polishing windows, with that little whistle of contentment.  This is why he was always in desperate need of Jack to snag a buddy and bring him to the homestead to help out.  Mrs. Twist, although delighted with his homemaking abilities, declines to comment. :-\

Q: And just whatever became of Cassie?



Hi back attcha Arad!   :)

 
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