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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #250 on: June 27, 2016, 01:22:54 pm »
Why must Jack be in the family plot?

A: because OMT has plotted against him all his life

Q: why did Ma Twist always bake cherry cakes?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #251 on: June 28, 2016, 08:49:01 am »
Q: why did Ma Twist always bake cherry cakes?

it was the only way she could give her cherry away.


Why were the Twist chairs purple?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #252 on: June 28, 2016, 05:13:32 pm »
Why were the Twist chairs purple?

A: because LD hated that colour. It was Jack's revenge.

Q: why does LD walk sideways like a crab?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #253 on: June 29, 2016, 08:34:09 am »
Q: why does LD walk sideways like a crab?

He's too wide for doorways.


Why does Cassie wear those shoes if her feet hurt?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #254 on: June 29, 2016, 01:45:03 pm »

Why does Cassie wear those shoes if her feet hurt?

A: they're required by her evil boss

Q: why does she want to become a nurse?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #255 on: June 30, 2016, 09:16:16 am »
Q: why does she want to become a nurse?

she likes to give people enemas.


How come husbands don't dance with their wives?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #256 on: June 30, 2016, 03:01:50 pm »
How come husbands don't dance with their wives?

A: the husbands in question would rather dance with each other

Q: who's Aguirre talking to on the phone?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #257 on: July 01, 2016, 10:17:43 am »
Q: who's Aguirre talking to on the phone?

His Avon representative.  Man, he feels like a woman!


Why go  blonde?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #258 on: July 01, 2016, 01:42:41 pm »
Why go  blonde?

A: she was never interested in blue, orange or green

Q: why did Ennis decline the cherry cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #259 on: July 02, 2016, 04:27:46 pm »
Q: why did Ennis decline the cherry cake?


He had already had Jack's cherry.

when they took the tent, where did the cats  piss?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!