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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #300 on: September 21, 2016, 09:48:44 am »
Why does Jack ride more than bulls instead of rollin' his own?

Because  he ain't good with a can opener,  so imagine trying to roll his own? 

who was the better cook,  Jack or Ennis?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #301 on: September 21, 2016, 03:18:09 pm »
who was the better cook,  Jack or Ennis?

A: they were equally bad, coz there was no spuds or powdered milk

Q: how can one turkey last for two weeks?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #302 on: September 21, 2016, 04:01:58 pm »
Q: how can one turkey last for two weeks?

A. Well, Monroe lasted a lifetime. ...

Q. How come husbands don't never want a dance with their wives?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #303 on: September 22, 2016, 09:48:18 am »
because husbands never wanna do nuthin' with their wives.


Q:  do condiments prevent babies?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #304 on: September 22, 2016, 12:35:03 pm »
Q:  do condiments prevent babies?


A: yes, if you keep them between your knees

Q: what else prevents babies?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #305 on: September 22, 2016, 02:02:31 pm »
Q: what else prevents babies?

A: Doing it the way Ennis likes to do it.

Q: How can you tell if a line has never touched water in its life?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #306 on: September 23, 2016, 01:38:45 pm »
it is bone dry!

Q:do cowpokes really poke cows?


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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #307 on: September 23, 2016, 02:26:42 pm »
Q:do cowpokes really poke cows?

A: no, they prefer to yell at them

Q: why did it take so long to untangle them chilean sheep?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #308 on: September 23, 2016, 02:28:13 pm »
Q:do cowpokes really poke cows?

A: Only when there aren't any other cowpokes around.

Q: Why should you roll up your tent every morning?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #309 on: September 24, 2016, 09:45:12 pm »
Q: Why should you roll up your tent every morning?

You don't want  creepy crawlies getting into your tent while you're gone!


Q:  Did Jack and Ennis rename their horses?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!